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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788490 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4140 on: November 30, 2017, 05:31:56 pm »

D not our deal. We will stop violence, but no more.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4141 on: November 30, 2017, 05:32:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4142 on: November 30, 2017, 05:42:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4143 on: November 30, 2017, 05:49:39 pm »

C. A synod it is!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4144 on: November 30, 2017, 06:03:17 pm »

You send letters to the Singularists, asking them to settle their differences with Enyntheists at a council.

1122 AD, Midsummer

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Apparently, your letter to the Singularists gained some attention and became public knowledge. The way the courtiers at the palace talk about it, the Pantheonists and the Alldivines got a little bit upset that you direct your attention only to the new faith and its heretical offshoot, and demand to be included in the talks.

Along with the Advisor, you ponder about planning an ecumenical council where the faiths could discuss their differences, compare and develop interfaith dialogue, and more.

A) No, I'm working with two cults here, I don't need interference.
B) Sure, let's invite them too, I hope I can handle them all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4145 on: November 30, 2017, 06:04:22 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4146 on: November 30, 2017, 06:04:42 pm »

B please don't piss off half the religions in the area.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4147 on: November 30, 2017, 06:06:56 pm »

B The ecumenical council can finally settle the most important issue, that they all recognize we rule by divine right.  And maybe less clashes in their ideologies?  Not as critical.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4148 on: November 30, 2017, 06:07:56 pm »

B

That would be an ecumenical matter!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4149 on: November 30, 2017, 06:09:57 pm »

B Whoo! Tolerance for our Kingdom! We'll have all the Religions. Hopefully a few of them will allow harems too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4150 on: November 30, 2017, 06:20:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4151 on: November 30, 2017, 06:22:36 pm »

You decide to seize the opporunity and proclaim an ecumenical council!

As for the matter of attendees...

A) The big dogs - Pantheonism, Alldivines and Singularism - will be invited, along with the newest heresy of Enyntheism.
B) All cults are welcome; even miniscule sects like Dahnian Pantheonism and foreign cults like Cult of Damed.

As for the place of the council...

A) It will be at my palace, to show everyone who is the boss!
B) It will be at the city of Luathbas, the largest of cities in Methiant.

As for Crown representation...

A) I will work as a host and the leader of the council!
B) I shall attend personally, as a simple observer.
C) I shall send one of my courtiers to represent the Crown.
D) I will let the attendees work it out by themselves.

//No split votes pls.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4152 on: November 30, 2017, 06:24:29 pm »

BAA, sheep to the slaughter. (The temptation to vote BAD is strong)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4153 on: November 30, 2017, 06:33:57 pm »

A Let's get our big guys on board first. Then we'll work on everyone else.
B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4154 on: November 30, 2017, 06:38:52 pm »

AAA
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