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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776389 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12315 on: June 17, 2018, 06:23:57 pm »

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Though if Cyl survives, we should demand that he punishes the nobles who were throwing the idea of war around.

Erika is almost 60 years old. I am more than a little worried about what happens if she dies before Doge comes of age, but these concerns are not worth pissing off the nobles and throwing away all the progress towards annexing Cydwyl that we have made since we shipped Erika off be queen of that land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12316 on: June 17, 2018, 06:47:24 pm »

You accept their decision; apparently this pleased the noblemen greatly, and some are already preemptively celebrating the 'glorious union' of the future.

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In few days time, Cyl rises from the bed. His illness gave way to his youth and health and he is back on his feet.

Once you detail to him that even at his darkest hour, his noblemen were trying to destabilize the country, Cyl chuckles.

"You see, in the south, peoples of Methiant, and those from nations before it, were mostly concerned about procedural correctness and authority of the throne. Up here though, it's all about family ties, priviledges and traditions. Dogethe was first and only person to shook Cydwyl up a little, what with being woman that's leading from a throne as well as on batttlefield. They're still rooted in traditional ways of living and Pantheon worship. Did you know, that some noble families considered taking up arms against Methiant during that time when Yoe III fought against the Pantheon clergy in Methiant? My brother however, stopped them from doing so." Cyl shushed little Doge in his arms, who squealed aloud for no reason.

"Hopefully Doge will be able to integrate Cydwyllian traditionalism with Methiantese innovativeness quite well, otherwise blood will be spilled, over inheritance, or religion, or maybe even something trivial..."

"Are you certain of that?" You ask him, and he sighs.

"Everything's up to this little fella. We must be optimistic." He puts the babby into the craddle and embraces you.

"Sorry for putting you in all this stress, my dear." Cyl embraces you tightly, and you feel much better than anytime in past few days.

In the morning, as you two wake up Cyl's bed, disheveled and sore after tonight's revelry, your husband ponders aloud.

"Are you leaving for Methiant soon?"

A) "Yes, the Imperial throne cannot be vacant."
B) "I can stay a month or two, if you want."
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12317 on: June 17, 2018, 06:54:30 pm »

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The life expectancy of Imperial Princes is rather terrible. We should give Cyl ample opportunity to knock us up with a backup heir.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12318 on: June 17, 2018, 06:54:39 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12319 on: June 17, 2018, 06:59:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12320 on: June 17, 2018, 07:06:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12321 on: June 17, 2018, 07:16:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12322 on: June 17, 2018, 07:17:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12323 on: June 17, 2018, 07:17:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12324 on: June 17, 2018, 07:22:07 pm »

No big disaster brewing, we can leave the laser horse in charge of the capital for a while longer.

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I assume that is who we left in charge.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12325 on: June 17, 2018, 07:51:32 pm »

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I dislike being around Cyl's charisma bonus for longer than we have to be.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12326 on: June 17, 2018, 08:45:01 pm »

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May as well celebrate his good health!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12327 on: June 17, 2018, 08:49:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12328 on: June 18, 2018, 12:07:52 am »

Let's hope Doge get's the gifted trait

otherwise, backup heir is needed B, and we have time to ask Cyl to make good impressions on us for their courtiers so maybe that can ease things later for doge, and oh, trade deals, we have plenty of gold and silverware to sell, we could offer a nice proxy to this country if Cyl helps us to make amendments on our relation with albionese



OH, and where is that fucking trader that suggested an open market for us? he should had written that as an edict so we can make it happen now that we have no trade deals with rucus again
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12329 on: June 18, 2018, 10:46:46 am »

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