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Author Topic: Unnatural Selection: Countdown to dick nagas.  (Read 40881 times)

Whisperling

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Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2017, 11:01:37 pm »

Waitlisting.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A game of genetic murder
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2017, 03:23:12 am »

This is lethal, even by your standards.

Inject self as follows. Try not to die.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2017, 04:34:47 am »

This is lethal, even by my standards.
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2017, 10:40:47 am »

((Huh. I dident even realize I was AH I thought I was ath.))
ATH was ATHATH

Want back in the waitlist?
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((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

piecewise

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Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2017, 12:51:46 pm »

Spoiler: new genome (click to show/hide)
Try and survive hideous mutations. If someone comes near me, scream loudly and mantis-limb flail.

Spoiler: current description (click to show/hide)
Your entire body is covered in triangle shaped, greenish tinted, lenses, like those out of a fly's eye. You can actually see through them too; its quite a trip. Your head turns into the head of a fish, a trout specifically, completely covered in human hair. Your neck returns to human but keeps the pair of mantis limbs. Your chest is replaced by a single large bone plate that seems to serve no purpose other than connecting your upper parts to your lower ones. Your lowerbody on the other hand doesn't seem to serve much purpose either, considering its nothing more than a peacock tail. Looks nice though, very pretty.  Your arms merge together and turn into one pyramidal biojet; not a pretty looking thing, sort of bulbous and sphincter-like, but it produces high energy jets of flame that can be used for high-speed maneuvering. Your legs merge together too, into a single iridescent stabbing proboscis thats several feet long.


Wiggle my hips as I let the site-directed mutagenesis flow through me. Standing orders to kindly instruct approaching foes to fuck off/kick them in the face still apply.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Your upper body grows stinging, tarantula like hairs.

Name: Eggonyerface

GP // MJ // //
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //


Description: Bearded human male with a pair of ethereal, disembodied cat ears floating above his head, like a crown. They have no effect, and cannot be interacted with in any way.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 10 charges.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)
Your arms vanish and are replaced with nothing. How you use the mutator from here on in, I'm not sure. But you do. Perhaps with your toes?

Spoiler: GM Only por favor <3 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Current Description (click to show/hide)
Basically, your head becomes a giant spider head with a wolf muzzle, but a few distinctly human features. Your chest, arms, legs, and abdomen all become giant spider heads with wolf muzzles. And, they all merge together such that it forms a giant spiderhead made out of spider heads. With Wolf muzzles. You've got plenty of brains scattered through there so you live.

experiment!
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Your head swells to twice its normal size, becomes completely covered in hair and feathers, grows two extra noses and 4 extra ears, and your saliva glands turn into poison glands.

This is lethal, even by your standards.

Inject self as follows. Try not to die.

Spoiler: genome (click to show/hide)

Your legs grow large, balloon like yellow bladders filled with some sort of gas. Around the edges of these things are masses of blackish material that looks cancerous.





WAITLIST:
Dustan Hache
Paphi
Crazyabe
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
AoshimaMichio
Egan
Doctormctaalik
Person
Mastacheese
ATHATH
Whisperling



Everyone just stood still so if you want a map, look in the last post.


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Rautherdir

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2017, 12:54:56 pm »

You left some information directly after mastahcheese's post that I think you don't want there.
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piecewise

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2017, 01:01:05 pm »

You left some information directly after mastahcheese's post that I think you don't want there.
Thanks for pointing that out.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2017, 01:26:15 pm »

Hoho! I'm certainly keeping that.

Mutate thoughtfully. Stew in the terrible mess that is my fantasy DNA. Hug anyone who tries to hurt me.

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NJW2000

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #83 on: May 18, 2017, 01:30:56 pm »

Can I fly properly for sustained periods? If so, fly to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't fly, move non-riskily over to Egan and stab him, then set fire to him and move away.

If I can't move without a high risk of falling into pits of magma, just stay where I am and probiscus flamejet dodge any assailants. I.e. stab them, set fire to them, and move away.

Naturally, evade attacks, don't fall in lava, all that stuff.


"Sorry, darling, but killing the defenceless is so now right now."


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Coolrune206

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2017, 01:53:00 pm »

Spoiler: Same deal. GM Only. (click to show/hide)
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Egan_BW

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Re: Unnatural Selection: Three corpses AGAIN
« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2017, 02:47:56 pm »

Name: Eggonyerface


Description: Bearded human male without arms.

Inventory:
Mutation machine with 9 charges.

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Dustan Hache

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2017, 04:09:50 pm »

Oh my big head!
let's try something else..
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

mastahcheese

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2017, 11:04:14 pm »

Well, that's odd.

Stand back, I'm going to try SCIENCE

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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2017, 09:20:09 am »

GP // MJ // //
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Description: they look remarkably person like.
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Re: Unnatural Selection: A turn with no deaths, for once.
« Reply #89 on: May 19, 2017, 01:24:15 pm »

Crap, sleeping on the job and I missed this!


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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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