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Author Topic: 888th Brigade: DAY OF THE PURGE  (Read 475798 times)

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2025 on: May 10, 2018, 07:45:09 am »

"Strategic position that is currently in the hands of our enemies. I would rather blow the whole place up tahn fighting at disadvantage."
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2026 on: May 10, 2018, 08:29:01 am »

"Good thing you aren't in charge of strategy then, newbie."

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2027 on: May 10, 2018, 12:58:47 pm »

That's a-why they're sending us in, innit? It's a suicide mission. Plenny of people gonna die. Surprised y'all managed a spook mission without everyone gettin' blowed up.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2028 on: May 10, 2018, 01:51:12 pm »

"It's not a suicide mission if we all get shot down before we actually begin the mission. Going against them by foot is just a waste of resources and time because they will use their good strategic position against us. Do we get armored cars? Reinforcements? Air support? There's no point in sending people to die if their deaths don't actually accomplish anything useful."
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2029 on: May 10, 2018, 02:02:08 pm »

"Aggressive light infantry assaults aren't exactly fun times for those involved, no. That's why we're the 888th, and not, say, the Royal 50th Sissies Corps or the Navy."
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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2030 on: May 10, 2018, 02:29:31 pm »

"I would like to get a motorbike and a bunch of dynamite, but the general said to not damage the fort. So we're not allowed to use suicide vests, grenades or anything fun. We also apparently don't get any vehicles and the enemy has a fort, so it's like playing russian roulette with a semi automatic gun."
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2031 on: May 10, 2018, 02:37:56 pm »

”Ah, don’t worry. We’re gonna die anyway, it’ll be funner here, probably. We won’t get tortured much, probably just shot outright.”
Also, I’ll buy a 1911 pistol, a stiletto knife, and a gas mask.
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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2032 on: May 10, 2018, 02:42:09 pm »

"I would like to get a motorbike and a bunch of dynamite, but the general said to not damage the fort. So we're not allowed to use suicide vests, grenades or anything fun. We also apparently don't get any vehicles and the enemy has a fort, so it's like playing russian roulette with a semi automatic gun."

"Well, if we could find some German uniforms for us to use, I think I could talk myself inside. I'm a great actor, you see, people just can't help but believe me."
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2033 on: May 10, 2018, 06:51:22 pm »

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2034 on: May 10, 2018, 07:53:12 pm »

"Alright, but what about everyone else? I, for one, don't speak nazi language."
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2035 on: May 10, 2018, 07:57:24 pm »

Easy! Just say ja to everything.
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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2036 on: May 11, 2018, 09:29:00 am »

"Oh, come on, when did the 888th fill up with cowards?  We're the secret elite of the elite of the elite of the best damn army this planet has seen!  And you dopes are worrying about getting shot?  Barely anyone here ever gets shot, and even then only the weak ones die!  You cowards are an embarrassment to this brigade!"

Simon cups his face in his hand and lets out a long sigh, melodramatically depressed.

Easy! Just say ja to everything.

"And this!  Come on, seriously?  'Yes' in German is 'da', not 'ja', nine?  I should know, I've killed tons of the crazy bastards."

((It's kinda entertaining that so many people are buying gasmasks as protection from Tir's nonlethal gas grenades... yet nobody's buying more grenades.  I would, if I wasn't trying to save up to level melee.  In fact, I'm actually kinda tempted to swap my gasmask for grenades and loot a mask off of one of your corpses, but I'm unsure if we have a high enough mortality rate for that plan...))

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2037 on: May 11, 2018, 09:43:18 am »

”well actually it’s both. Also, you can say jawohl or dach, if you want some variety.”
”in addition, I’d just like to say that we are not the elite, just a bunch of people no one likes.”
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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2038 on: May 11, 2018, 09:44:08 am »

"There's a difference between being coward and being stupid, man. I'm telling you, without a plan we're going to die before we even get to the damn place. Might as well just shoot ourselves right now. Do you think our deaths would accomplish anything if we get killed before we even get inside the fort?"
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: 888th Brigade: Success for some definitions of the word.
« Reply #2039 on: May 11, 2018, 09:50:44 am »

No difference. Braveness=stupidness
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