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Which embark should we pick?

Embark 1: The Lonely Island
Embark 2: The Crowded Coast
Embark 3: The Mirthful Glacier
Embark 4: The Dry Desert
Embark 5: The New Cape

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Author Topic: The Tales of Crowdedcoast, a Colonial Fortress{Always looking for new Governors}  (Read 15000 times)

Alpha Loves You

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so, to recap:
1) The fortress burned down
2) a bunch of useless but valuable stuff was made
3) some guy really likes cats
4) Prophet is still murdering the fortress with his fists
5) Monkeys
6) A kid beat up a giant Lizard snake before naptime
7) the Loris war begins
8) We're retiring Prophet so we can murder everyone in a more efficient manner

Goddamn that was a funny read
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Prophet

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"Retiring me would cause disorder so therefore you would be causing disorder. That means I would have to beat you to death disorderly scum. I would suggest not doing so and continuing with your orderly governing of the fort while I destroy any dissidents with THE POWER OF MY FISTS."

Hmm. I wonder if that kid is related to me?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

scourge728

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I changed captain of the guard so that LESS people die, so that we have more hands to BUILD SUPER-CAT STATUES

Lord_lemonpie

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Thanks for playing, scourge! It was quite An enjoyable turn to read.

I'm not sure who your succesor is: snow dwarf seems busy, so anyone else will be able to take a turn.

On another note, I felt like Prophet the dwarf had become significant enough to be added to the hall of fame!
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Iamblichos

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I'll take a turn... it's been a long time since I did a succession game, and it's always fun to see what bloody awful travest creative solutions other players have inflicted on the long-suff implemented.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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\o/ Whoo Dwarf me is in a hall of fame!  :P I always knew good things would come from unflinchingly and painfully enforcing order upon the disorderly scum of the world. Well since I got forcefully retired If I become captain of the guard again remember to contemplate enforcing order forcefully upon that disorderly dissident Scourge. I wonder what I do now?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lord_lemonpie

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I'll take a turn... it's been a long time since I did a succession game, and it's always fun to see what bloody awful travest creative solutions other players have inflicted on the long-suff implemented.
Great! Feel free to start at anytime you want. The fort runs a bit slow though due to some population "issues"
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Alpha Loves You

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I'll take a turn... it's been a long time since I did a succession game, and it's always fun to see what bloody awful travest creative solutions other players have inflicted on the long-suff implemented.
Great! Feel free to start at anytime you want. The fort runs a bit slow though due to some population "issues"
It doesn't actually run that slowly, compared to some other forts of the same size, it's pretty smooth.
Of course, feel free to find new and interesting ways to massacre everyone (as long as they're not me)
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Iamblichos

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OK, is the latest one on DFFD?
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

Lord_lemonpie

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OK, is the latest one on DFFD?
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13001 is the latest one.

I need to update the op, but I'm on mobile so it'll have to wait.
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Iamblichos

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/OOC

So... many... children... *twitch*  OK.  Since I haven't read the histories, this should be exciting.

** Update ** I'm not sure I'm going to be able to play... the graphics are completely sporked.  It's like some sort of hybrid tileset, I can't figure out what's what.  Does the save file work for others?
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

Alpha Loves You

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/OOC

So... many... children... *twitch*  OK.  Since I haven't read the histories, this should be exciting.

** Update ** I'm not sure I'm going to be able to play... the graphics are completely sporked.  It's like some sort of hybrid tileset, I can't figure out what's what.  Does the save file work for others?
do you have any texture packs running right now?
If you do, try removing them and see if it's any better.
Or alternatively, try using a texture pack and see if that helps.
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Iamblichos

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When I try to update the graphics or change them in any way, LNP won't touch the save... it says "Ignored... Would corrupt the raws".  :(
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

Lord_lemonpie

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Yeah I recommend not using anything but vanilla df. Iirc mate888 tried using it too which resulted in him not being able to play due to the same error.
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