No-One can fight now! A magitech device now prevents you!Lead a swarm of Xenomorphs and facehuggers to one of the portals.
Invade Hell.
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While the xenomorphs and facehuggers obey you unconditionally, the demons on the putside do absolutelt nothing to prepare you for the unending legions of demons within hell itself.
Things start to go badly.
Go to the roof party and enjoy yourself a bit
Try to convince the party-goers to work in your bar/restaurant as chefs and waiters.
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The partygoers are far too busy pertying to bother.
Insolent Hellspawn!I cannot let legions of your mind run rampant! I must make another portal, but bigger and grander than before!
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The portal summoning gets off to a very good start, but it's still very small, and more demons have noticed you.
Transfer my mind to Super-Demon's body.
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Attempting to transfer your mind to the super demon proves to be a bad idea.
You are now on the ground with serious brain damage, and something similar is happening to the super demon.
Bob works furiously. He's so angry that his bald head is glowing red.
MAKE TWO INFERNO BEAM CANNONS!
MAKE A MECH SUIT!
IF SUCCESSFUL, INSTALL INFERNO BEAM CANNONS ON SUIT'S SHOULDERS!
IF I FAIL MAKING INFERNO BEAM CANNONS OR IF THEY'LL EXPLODE, ENTER BERSERK STATE, AND RIP AND TEAR THROUGH DEMONS' BELLIES!
OOC: What?! My gun exploded again? SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
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After a lot of construction from the ruins, you have successfully built two inferno beam cannons.
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There also happened to be a pre built mech suit nearby for you to use. You fasten the cannons to it's shoulders, very carefully, since these things are extremely volatile and explode easily.
Tom wakes up after having been stricken down by the voters. Angry, he creates a portal to... he doesn't care. Some fictional universe or another.
You are now in... Lemmee see... Westeros. That'l do.
Create a magitech device that prevents anyone in a 50-yard radius from fighting.
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The magitech device is so powerful that it starts draining energy from the valhalla ship, which starts to go down.
Absorb more rubble and split in two. Form a rubble hivemind.
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You pick up another ruined house into your system, and merge it into yourself, before becmoning two beings, both under your control as part of a new hivemind.
ASK THE "NICE DEMON" IF THE OTHER DEMONS ARE PLANNING ON CRASHING OUR PARTY ANY TIME SOON, AND IF HE/SHE COULD POSSIBLY CONVINCE THEM TO AT LEAST NOT BE TOO MEAN TO US IF THEY DO
EITHER WAY, THEN LIE BACK ON ROOF WITH BEER AND RELAX WATCHING VIEW AND CONVERSING WITH FOLKS
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The nice demon explains that he is one of the nicer demons in the underworld, that kind of person who brings his own beer and food, books extra seats on the inferno train before hand, but also the kind of person that no - one ever listens to. He also explains that he's up here since the other demons are too busy now to have fun, so he's bored.
You lie down, and notice that one of the guests is
Is turning into a dragon!
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