Starting AreaMap7 of the 8 people gathered here today burst into action. The last one vanishes in a puff of logic, greatly confusing a certain soldier for a brief moment. Perhaps they will return, if circumstances permit.
Nod, flash a friendly smile, and then nake a beeeline back down the hill for my canoe. Try to dodge any nearby wiki-warriors.
8+
1: DolosusDoleus tries to make a good first impression of the rest of their foes with a smile. After that, they run all the way back down to their canoe, escaping the action unscathed. Not even needing a few moments to catch their breath, DD takes a look around. They spot an interesting looking kayak in the vicinity. Looks empty though.
Salute, sling my guitar over my shoulder, and shoot Ziizo three times.
Salute and shoot Enemy post back.
The cadet will give his grenade to AbstractTraitorHero and join the military conflict between me and enemy post
Init:
Enemy Post: 5
Ziizo: 1+
14+
4-
3v5+
15+4-3v7+1
8+4-3v9+1
Enemy post is quicker on the draw, and fans the hammer of the revolver as fast as he can!
Two of the shots miss the military man's chest and left leg, only tearing his uniform. However, the second of the three punches a big hole in his upper body!
Ziizo's cadet moves to throw his grenade to ATH, but finds them missing!
Ziizo returns fire with his sidearm!
7v1, 4v6: The first shot strikes home in Enemy post's upper body, opening a massive hole!
Organ Endurance/Luck: 1 (Sorry, that was ridiculous. I hate one hit kills in these things, but the dice don't lie. Hope you don't take it personally.)
The bullet tears his heart apart in an instant! He collapses to the ground, barely aware of what just happened. The second shot misses, but is wildly extrenuous.
Ziizo's cadet is so impressed by this that he isn't sure who to shoot next in all the chaos. As such, he looks for direction from his superior.
New article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GatesheadQuickly shuffle my feet and then start punching OceanSoul in the face.
In that case, just the Fireball at NRDL. Then, head a little further away from the arena, close to the woods.
Init:
NRDL: 2+
1OceanSoul: 10
9v2+1: OceanSoul sees NRDL start to approach, and throw out an open palm towards him! A large fireball covered in black flames surges towards the boxer! He is surprised by the intensity of the attack, and unable to evade in time!
The black flames engulf his body, burning him all over, especially his upper body, left arm, and right leg!
10-1: Despite the burning and pain, NRDL fights through the fire and flames and emerges to an astonished OceanSoul! Still on fire literally and metaphorically, he goes for a burning uppercut!
9+3-1v5: The gloved arm SMASHES into OceanSoul's face with a brutal hook, knocking the demonic fighter straight to the rough ground. He's dazed by the impact, and if the two were in the ring a referee would start counting at this point!
Order my dogs to attack Rauthedir and football tackle him.
Put on the Mask of anonymity so that the dogs won't find me, and get back into the truck and drive back down the road.
Init:
NAV: 5+
1Rautherdir: 1
10: NAV sics their dogs on the man of mystery, and they respond with great vigor!
8v4: As Rautherdir digs through their pockets franticly for the mask, the dogs make their move!
The dogs both leap onto him and start tearing away at his left arm! They ravenously dig in, even eating the flesh and blood! Finally, Rautherdir, slaps on the mask, but it only partially confuses the dogs. Seems they don't care too much about ID.
4v1: However, that small amount of confusion is enough for him to tear free and start running to their vehicle. They don't get very far this turn, however.
Health: Face heavily battered. Dazed. Nearly unconcious. -1/2 to some rolls.
Assets:
Clothes: Nothing special
$50.00
Cardboard cutout: Can be made to look like a wiki warrior by spending an action. NPCs will perceive the cutout as that warrior. You can use the cutout as a puppet to obvious effect. Even other warriors may be fooled.
Arts & Crafts supplies: Allows you to decorate the cardboard cutout. They'll probably run out eventually, but you should be able to do it more than once.
Skills:
+2 medicine
+2 arts&crafts
+3 stealth
Abilities:
Flat line: 10 turn cool down. Available. If you can see in person someone who is connected to a life support machine, you can cause them to flat line. This tends to be very fatal.
Riddler: 5 turn cool down. Available. You can ask a target a fair riddle. If they get it wrong, you can make one free attack guaranteed to hit. Send riddles to me first along with the answer(s) to them, and I'll determine if they are legal within this game.
Infernal Warrior: You have some demon blood in you. This gives you the strengths and weaknesses you probably expect. The following abilities are available to you.
Summon Lesser Demons: 5 turn cool down. Available. Summons a couple fire imps to harass your foes.
Infernal Fireball: 5 turn cool down. Available again on turn 6. Demonic fire burns harsher than regular fire, as it turns out.
Demon's Run: Passive. Your wings aren't exactly developed yet, but you can definitely jump higher and run faster than most people.
Woodland Warrior: If you are in the woods with a wiki warrior to attack, you become much more powerful. The forest itself may obey your whims.
Articles: Troper Time active
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flatlinehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RiddleOfTheSphinxhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CardboardPalhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevilButNoGodhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontGoInTheWoodsHealth: Big hole in upper body. Moderate bleeding. -1 pain.
Assets:
Mountain Spring Water: 6 bottles. Refreshing, but not especially curative. Very clean though.
Canadian Royal Navy Lieutenant Uniform
Hypalon Coating$50.00
Browning Hi-Power: 8/10
10 spare .40 S&W Ammo
Hypalon Folding Kayak
Allies:
Loyal Canadian Navy Cadet:
Inventory:
Canadian Royal Navy Cadet Uniform:
Hypalon CoatingBoxing Gloves: If worn, damage becomes more KO than immediate. In addition, protects fists from stress caused by repeated punching.
Hypalon CoatingM67 Grenade(Designated C13)
Browning Hi-Power: 10/10
10 spare .40 S&W Ammo
Skills:
+3 river navigation
+3 boxing
+1 agility
+3 architecture
+3 transport
Abilities:
Wind Power: Can direct light winds at will or launch a stronger burst of wind with focus. 5 turn cool down for the latter power. Available. Both powers go on cool down simultaneously if used. Available.
Deadly Fists: As a professional boxer, your fists are deadlier than that of an average man. Your punches have a tendency to inflict lethal damage instead of KO damage.
Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_Bow_RiverLieutenant_(navy)_(Canada)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lempster_Mountain_Wind_Power_Projecthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypalonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Chudinov https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GatesheadKIA:
Health: Heart shot out. Dead.
Assets:
British Royal Navy Admiral Uniform
$50.00
Enfield No. 2 Revolver 3/6: Can be fired twice per turn. Thrice is possible, but inaccurate.
.38 Ammo x6
Bass Guitar: Good quality.
The Valiant(Script): All the info you need to perform this play, which is apparently fairly popular in some settings.
Skills:
+3 sailing
+3 military strategy
+3 diplomacy
+4 firearms(I may have allowed this skill to become too high. We shall see.)
+1 skeet shooting
+3 rock music
+2 chess
+3 acting
Abilities:
5 Turn Rule: If you spend 5 turns in combat and no damage is dealt to at least one combatant, you may create a temporary escape portal that leads somewhere safe by declaring that combat a draw. You cannot decide the exit location. The 5 turns must be consecutive. This ability technically has no cool down, but the 5 turns reset to zero when you would expect them to. Teleportation can only be done once for each combat you declare a draw.
Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Halseyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Shot_the_Moonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco_Donatohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty-move_ruleThe_Valiant_(play)MIA:
6 players left. Not off to the greatest start. By the way, my internet has been on the fritz. Unsanity turn should be up soon, maybe sometime tomorrow.