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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM+: GAME OVER  (Read 113414 times)

Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1875 on: April 25, 2017, 03:56:11 pm »

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"Sire, we found that your son is somewhere in the Gubta Empire and is on a quest of some sort! Surely this is useful information, yes?"

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And more like:

"Sire, we discovered that your son went on a quest to explore the east some years ago. We also may have a lead on a disturbing development regarding your eldest daughter and a young initiate."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1876 on: April 25, 2017, 04:00:03 pm »

I just noticed, but we might have our first ruler truly remembered as a great one!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1877 on: April 25, 2017, 04:03:30 pm »

I just noticed, but we might have our first ruler truly remembered as a great one!

Well, technically second. The first one will not be remembered by everyone except by the affectionate moniker, 'prince speedbump'.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1878 on: April 25, 2017, 04:05:48 pm »

I just noticed, but we might have our first ruler truly remembered as a great one!

Well, technically second. The first one will not be remembered by everyone except by the affectionate moniker, 'prince speedbump'.

I remember one of the Houlandin being quite good... until his wife cheated on him and he became Paranoïd. I think he died a few year later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1879 on: April 25, 2017, 04:08:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1880 on: April 25, 2017, 04:10:18 pm »

C From my memory all the Houlandins were pretty great. Which is why we should go reconquer Luathbas, take on the regnal name Houlandin, convert to the one true faith Pantheonism, and start a elf harem. Even the paranoid one was pretty good besides the whole paranoid stuff.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1881 on: April 25, 2017, 04:13:49 pm »

C From my memory all the Houlandins were pretty great. Which is why we should go reconquer Luathbas, take on the regnal name Houlandin, convert to the one true faith Pantheonism, and start a elf harem. Even the paranoid one was pretty good besides the whole paranoid stuff.

Elf marriage seem to cause an epidemy of assassination amongst the descendant if I remember right...
We should try Dwarf this time. :)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1882 on: April 25, 2017, 04:22:01 pm »

I actually thought of that before and asked if that was possible. We can only breed with Elves sadly from what I remember Haspen saying. Plus the assassinations was a situational thing. We just so happen to get the wrong elf and even if it does lead to trouble... I'm willing to risk it. One day I want those pointy ears on our Duke/King!  :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1883 on: April 25, 2017, 04:35:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1884 on: April 25, 2017, 06:26:10 pm »

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I mean what is our spymaster doing? Probably passively preventing spies from coming in locally as per the default? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1885 on: April 25, 2017, 06:37:50 pm »

C Where art thou son creature!?!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1886 on: April 25, 2017, 10:28:15 pm »

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I mean what is our spymaster doing? Probably passively preventing spies from coming in locally as per the default? :P

"Sire, since you last contacted me I have discovered that there is a big ball of light in the sky! The locals refer to it as the "sun", and our investigations show that it is what caues the sky to light up in the day! Would you like me to investigate this further?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1887 on: April 25, 2017, 10:31:56 pm »

*All elven cloaks and the spies wearing them burn up on the mission to investigate the sun.*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1888 on: April 25, 2017, 11:14:08 pm »

*All elven cloaks and the spies wearing them burn up on the mission to investigate the sun.*

Does that mean we get a new spymaster? Praise the son.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1889 on: April 26, 2017, 07:58:29 am »

A he promised 1 decade we give him one decade, if it pass 1 day from the deadline we should send spies, the army, lvl 100 heroes, and the god himself.
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