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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1050 on: April 01, 2017, 02:07:04 pm »

A! Gimme them dwarf news, let's see what they've got to say about the tunnel
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« Reply #1051 on: April 01, 2017, 02:09:37 pm »

Yeah, lets speak to the people we want to speak to first. The Kiwi can wait.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1052 on: April 01, 2017, 02:18:32 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1053 on: April 01, 2017, 02:23:37 pm »

You meet with the dwarf first.

"Greetings, human Duke." He bows his bearded head. "We hear you have trouble with the lizards again, which troubled us of Ankurvat greatly, as they should not be able to pierce the magics of our earthsmiths. We have pondered for last few months about this, and we offer to station our soldiers and earthsmiths in a fortress in the mountains that we shall build and maintain."

"The mountains belong to the Duchy, dwarf." The advisor quips.

"We know that, and we offer to pay a tax, every two years." You decide to...

A) Negotiate a better deal.
B) Accept the proposal outright.
C) Reject the idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1054 on: April 01, 2017, 02:25:27 pm »

That sounds... Really good. Them paying us rather then us paying them.


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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1055 on: April 01, 2017, 02:30:09 pm »

A!

I mean, I kind of feel like we should at least try to sound out how they feel about it. I've never known dwarfs to be insulted by a bit of haggling.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1056 on: April 01, 2017, 02:36:07 pm »

Negotiate for a better deal? This deal is already golden. It's not like we're using those mountains for anything.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1057 on: April 01, 2017, 02:44:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1058 on: April 01, 2017, 02:47:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1059 on: April 01, 2017, 02:47:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1060 on: April 01, 2017, 02:52:35 pm »

You sell the area around and at the collapsed tunnel to the dwarves for bilennial tax. Future rumors would have it that Treasurer was overjoyed, for once.

Back to the present though, the Kiwi emissary arrives.

"Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven, King Avar sends his greetings and hopes that Kiwi and Tven can strike a deal. The Kingdom is in need of money, and therefore I'm here to request a loan." Courtiers chuckle and snicker; no self-respecting kingdom would borrow money; tributes and pillagery and taxation is the way of monarchs. That has ruined few promising kingdoms in the past (like Luathbas), but it's the only true way!

"We ask for a large amount of money to cover our expenses* and offer to repay it with interest over span of five years.*."

A) Attempt to negotiate the loan.
B) Refuse to support the Kiwi monarchy.
C) Accept the loan deal as it is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1061 on: April 01, 2017, 02:54:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1062 on: April 01, 2017, 02:54:31 pm »

B.


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1063 on: April 01, 2017, 02:55:57 pm »

To expand more on my vote, we actually only have 3 economy points right now. So giving away 4 is Bad Ideas TM but if we can negotiate it a bit, we might end up making out in the end
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1064 on: April 01, 2017, 03:02:35 pm »

To expand more on my vote, we actually only have 3 economy points right now. So giving away 4 is Bad Ideas TM but if we can negotiate it a bit, we might end up making out in the end
I think we have 4 after selling the copper. So we could just afford it. But we shouldn't, obviously.

If it was a loan for 3 economy to be paid back over 4 years, maybe. 33% is a reasonable rate.

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