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[OceanSoul]

Welcome, one and all, to my arena! You are all mere spectators, but you can become contestants by filling out our Signup Sheet!
Signup Sheet

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Race:
Job:
Medical Certification:
Chosen Weapon:
..And that's it! Once your sheet is processed and accepted, you can jump right in there and fight!

[OceanSoul]

Playerlist- (0/0, no one fighting)
Waitlist- (0/0, no accepted sign-ups)

[NRDL]

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[RoseHeart]

Name: Silicon
Gender: can't tell
Age: strange aons
Race: golem
Job: drifter
Medical Certification: inorganic
Chosen Weapon: longevity

[OceanSoul]

Name: Jedediah Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Race: Elf
Job: Pugilist
Medical Certification: Approved, no detected STDs
Chosen Weapon: Iron spiked Cestus

I am sorry, but pugilism has not been endorsed by our arena since some pugilist bit someone's ear off. Specifically, the ear was the only thing NOT eaten. Please reapply, with a different job.

Ninja:

Name: Silicon
Gender: can't tell
Age: strange aons
Race: golem
Job: drifter
Medical Certification: inorganic
Chosen Weapon: longevity

I'm sorry, but all applicants MUST have an applicable gender. Please fix this in your next application.

[NRDL]

Done.

[RoseHeart]

Formerly a human male, all those strange aons ago.

[OceanSoul]

Name: Jedediah Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Race: Elf
Job: Masseuse
Medical Certification: Approved, no detected STDs
Chosen Weapon: Iron spiked Cestus

I'm sorry, but a masseuse is, and I quote, "a WOMAN who provides massage professionally", while your sheet lists your gender as "male". Thus, the information contradicts, and your application is not viable. Please reapply.

Formerly a human male, all those strange aons ago.

It is not whether you HAD a gender, but whether you CURRENTLY have a gender that counts. If you can regain you old gender, or even gain a new one, THEN you can be a viable gladiator.
For all those whose applications have not yet been accepted, you may wait and do miscellaneous things in the stands until they are accepted.

[NRDL]

Again, done.

[OceanSoul]

Name: Jedediah Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Race: Elf
Job: Farmer
Medical Certification: Approved, no detected STDs
Chosen Weapon: Iron spiked Cestus

I'm sorry, but by our government's laws, we cannot risk the lives of farmers, as they are all needed to grow food for the masses. The small drought we're in doesn't help that fact. Thus, I cannot let you enter the arena. You can watch the fight, though, once we have two able-bodies fighters.

[crazyabe]

Name: Willy
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Race: Human
Job: Janitor, Body disposal expert
Medical Certification: Has AIDs, is addicted to Cocain, meth, and Cannabis, has Sever Arthritis, This Doctor says they are Ok to join.
Chosen Weapon: Broom

[NRDL]

Honestly thought this was an actual arena game. Never mind then.

[crazyabe]

I think the joke is that LITERALLY no one is Set up to get in.

[OceanSoul]

Name: Willy
Gender: Male
Age: 64
Race: Human
Job: Janitor, Body disposal expert
Medical Certification: Has AIDs, is addicted to Cocain, meth, and Cannabis, has Sever Arthritis, This Doctor says they are Ok to join.
Chosen Weapon: Broom

This sheet qualifies. However, it only qualifies you as a janitor for the arena. Your pay will be 35 bronze an hour, and you will be on duty 12 hours a day every day. Acceptable?

[crazyabe]

Yep.