Obviously something is gonna happen tomorrow. What will it be?
-FEMA gulags?
-general guy seizing power?
-Hulk Hogan and the NWO using steel chairs to take over?
-Joe Biden ripping his face off to reveal mecha Xi Jingping?
-sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
-Kamala dabbing until the sun goes down?
-suddenly zombies?
-JEB?!?
A national guard member breaks the line, pulls up his side arm and drops Biden and Kamala in two shots. Everyone is frozen with shock. The guard pulls of their mask - It's JEB!
Not to be outdone, the Zodiac Killer himself - Ted Cruz - climbs on stage with a steel chair in hand.
Suddenly a terrifying moan cuts through the air: Zombie Nixon has risen. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Now you will know why you fear the right.
Headshot to Biden reveals wires, magic smoke, and blinking LEDs. Biden rips his face off, revealing Mecha Xi Jingping! Kamala dabs in the rainbows refracted from Mecha Xi Jingping's beautiful chromedome.
A moment later, Kamala dabs so hard that her face flies off, revealing Mecha Putin. Her face strikes Mecha Xi Jingping in the face!
Mecha Xi Jingping's face flies off, revealing Mecha Jeb!
Mecha Xi Jingping's face strikes Mecha Putin in the hand! It's super effective! Mecha Putin's hand flies off, revealing another, smaller, MECHA KAMALA!
As the Zodiac Killer and JEB! advance towards Mecha Jeb & Mecha Vladdy Pooty-poot + Minimecha Kamala, Mecha Putin uses his special attack, MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL. It doesn't make sense! It's super effective! He dissolves into 40,000 little Mecha Kamalas and 1 Mecha Biden, who swarm TED!
Then --