Alright you libs, I gave you all a day to post it, so the duty falls to me:
Meet Trump's new COVID squeeze, """"""""""""""""""""Dr.""""""""""""""""""" Stella Immanuel, dread be her name.A Houston doctor who praises hydroxychloroquine and says that face masks aren’t necessary to stop transmission of the highly contagious coronavirus has become a star on the right-wing internet, garnering tens of millions of views on Facebook on Monday alone.
Standard fare, right? Wrong.
She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.
Straight outta Salem. And they say Puritanism is dead! But wait, there's more:
She alleges alien DNA is currently used in medical treatments, and that scientists are cooking up a vaccine to prevent people from being religious.
I'm so fucking excited for the religion vaccine, you don't even know.
And, despite appearing in Washington, D.C. to lobby Congress on Monday, she has said that the government is run in part not by humans but by “reptilians” and other aliens.
Toward the end of Immanuel’s speech, the event’s organizer and other participants can be seen trying to get her away from the microphone.
What Trump has written, a mere reptilian-denying RINO cannot make unwritten.
“Hydroxychloroquine” trended on Twitter, as Immanuel’s video was embraced by the Trumps, conservative student group Turning Point USA, and pro-Trump personalities like Diamond & Silk.
Behold, the center-right! All shall love them and despair!
Immanuel responded in her own way, declaring that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored to the platform.
“Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers with start crashing till you do,” she tweeted. “You are not bigger that God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name.”
Immanuel is a registered physician in Texas, according to a Texas Medical Board database, and operates a medical clinic out of a strip mall next to her church, Firepower Ministries.
Don't you just love living in this fucking country?
Immanuel claims without offering any proof that members of a Houston networking group for women physicians are scheming to take her medical license away over her support for hydroxychloroquine.
It’s not clear whether anyone is actually trying to take Immanuel’s license. But many of her earlier medical claims are definitely ludicrous.
GOD WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MY HCQ
Immanuel warned that the Disney Channel show Hannah Montana was a gateway to evil, because its character had an “alter ego.” She has claimed that schools teach children to meditate so they can “meet with demons.”
In the sermon, Immanuel preserved special vitriol for the Magic 8-Ball, a toy that can be shaken up to “reveal” any answer. Immanuel claims the otherwise innocuous Magic 8-Ball was in fact a scheme to get children used to witchcraft.
ASK AGAIN LATER IN
HELL MOTHERFUCKER!
Immanuel has also used her pulpit to preach hatred of LGBT people. Shortly before the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage, Immanuel warned her flock that gay marriage meant that “very soon people are going to be seeking to marry children” and accused gay Americans of practicing “homosexual terrorism.” In the same sermon, she praised a father’s decision to not love his transgender son after a gender transition.
booooorrrrinnngg you didn't even say gay men are nephilim spirits
“Children need to be whipped,” she declared in a 2015 sermon, before adding that she didn’t think children should be “abused.”
Eh, you're losing me here. The whip thing is keeping it alive but you've got to get a hotter take than "child abuse is good actually" Stella, I hear that every day at work, or I did when I still had a job. Hey, can you send me some demon summoning instructions, I want to practice spirit polygamy.
Immanuel has seized on her newfound celebrity, tweeting a video demanding that CNN hosts and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases chief Anthony Fauci give her jars of their urine so she can test if they’re secretly taking hydroxychloroquine even as they caution against its use.
“I double dog dare y’all give me a urine sample,” Immanuel tweeted in her challenge.
Oh, I'm back with it now!
“Mr President I’m in town and available,” she tweeted. “I will love to meet with you.”
Finally, we can get rid of that hack Fauci and get a REAL doctor who's got an understanding of that
real Jesus, that
hard Jesus, that
on fire whip me Jesus! Spirit wives begone!
But why listen to my Marxist-controlled liberal media take?
You can listen to it straight from the doctor herself!