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[scriver]

I call mine Napoleon - bigger in real life than depictions have lead you to believe

[JoshuaFH]

I call mine Napoleon - bigger in real life than depictions have lead you to believe

"When I go to place the jimmy hat upon the head, it takes it from my hand. It's so arrogant!"

[scriver]

Sorry, I misread Ispil's post as being in favour of a national genital registry. Hence the joke about what I would register mine as.

[Starver]

Though, while we're at it. I call mine Donald. It's probably not more than 239lbs, orange, has funny wisps of hair, a small mushroomy wart and is a prick.

Oh, and for some reason my wife doesn't care for it. Do u? (Asking for a friend!)

[scriver]

I prefer trickier dicks

[Kagus]

I call mine Schrödinger. It's both soft and hard, but directly observing it changes the outcome.

[scriver]

I call mine Petri, for they are my rocks

[smjjames]

I'm all for mocking Mike Pence, but how did we get from there to science reference dick jokes? Come on guys....

[sluissa]

I'm all for mocking Mike Pence, but how did we get from there to science reference dick jokes? Come on guys....

It started out with a diss. How did it end up like this? It was only a diss. It was only a diss.

[nenjin]

I call mine Schrödinger. It's both soft and hard, but directly observing it changes the outcome.

Is that you, Louis C.K?

[scriver]

I'm all for mocking Mike Pence, but how did we get from there to science reference dick jokes? Come on guys....

I apologise, I just take any chance to derail threads into dick jokes I can

[Trekkin]

I'm all for mocking Mike Pence, but how did we get from there to science reference dick jokes? Come on guys....

To be fair, it's not like there's much going on politically right now. We're in that difficult bit before an election where early voting exacerbates uncertainty about the potential effect of any new developments -- and with turnout uncertain, it's risky to try to fit anything into a larger narrative right now.

[Max™]

I once used google translate while playing ffxi to work out the proper romaji phrase to use with a japanese ninja I bullshitted with occasionally while he stood around showing off his pimptastic gear.

I walk up and say 'please allow me to introduce my penis, it is bigger than godzilla, it is too huge' in accurate and suitably proper romaji.

He puts "..."
"..."
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" (warau=lol basically)

I was very proud of this for some reason, much like the jp mithra who was trying to talk shit at a notorious monster camp with several high end linkshells waiting around for a spawn.

"question, what means cum?"
'uhh'
"corned beef?"
'YES, when I cum there is an explosion of corned beef...'
'I should see a doctor about that.'


In politics, Trump declared that the refugee caravan is a national emergy, so, everybody pancake?

[Starver]

For what matters, I lurk on @realDonaldTrump, masochist that I am. And then assume the opposite, until proven otherwise.

(He's endorsing someone? Their opponent is probably the one I'd favour given half the chance. Praise someone for winning an argument? I'll find out they got pwned. Tell me that something is the issue to be mad about? I know that it's a cover for the real issue. See a word I've never seen before? It's as real as covfefe. -  I've very rarely been proven wrong in hindsight, although half the skill is working out which Bizarro-world opposite I need to consider to be the reality.)

((Slightly ninjaed by the man whose penis outshines godzilla, above.))

[smjjames]

Max... *facepalms* seriously dude.....

I'm all for mocking Mike Pence, but how did we get from there to science reference dick jokes? Come on guys....

To be fair, it's not like there's much going on politically right now. We're in that difficult bit before an election where early voting exacerbates uncertainty about the potential effect of any new developments -- and with turnout uncertain, it's risky to try to fit anything into a larger narrative right now.

Theres certainly various stuff related to midterms if anybody wants to talk about it and theres the Trump admin proposal on defining gender. Though that one is a bit murky in the sense that the proposal hasn't actually been released yet.