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« Reply #20190 on: May 25, 2018, 04:27:28 pm »

School shooting on my home turf this time.  Just on the other side of the city from me, about 45 minutes away.
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« Reply #20191 on: May 25, 2018, 05:21:18 pm »

People keep talking about controlling guns, another guy suggested that if there weren't so many doors in schools it would be easier to screen out potential shooters, but I think everyone is missing the point here.

The real problem isn't guns or doors, if we want to stop school shootings we need to get rid of schools.

DeVos was right?
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« Reply #20192 on: May 25, 2018, 05:24:31 pm »

People keep talking about controlling guns, another guy suggested that if there weren't so many doors in schools it would be easier to screen out potential shooters, but I think everyone is missing the point here.

The real problem isn't guns or doors, if we want to stop school shootings we need to get rid of schools.

DeVos was right?
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« Reply #20193 on: May 25, 2018, 06:00:03 pm »

Ran into this discussion on Facebook, and the enlightened among us got around to the point that in order to prevent these horrible massacres of kids in school shootings, we need to get rid of kids.

It's the only logical conclusion... We need to treat this problem at the source.

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« Reply #20194 on: May 25, 2018, 06:06:15 pm »

Future generations will thank us.
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« Reply #20195 on: May 25, 2018, 07:42:37 pm »

Future generations will thank us.

Probably, in all honesty.
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« Reply #20196 on: May 25, 2018, 10:26:11 pm »

Ran into this discussion on Facebook, and the enlightened among us got around to the point that in order to prevent these horrible massacres of kids in school shootings, we need to get rid of kids.

It's the only logical conclusion... We need to treat this problem at the source.
We need to define when a kid stops being a kid. I propose reverse-Logan's run criterion. If you're under 30, off with you to the vaporizer.
Or to the soylent factory (just have to change the name this time, to avoid branding copyright issues with the existing product). Who knows, waffles made from tender flesh of our youth could actually taste better than the bland originals.
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« Reply #20197 on: May 25, 2018, 10:29:02 pm »

Who knows, waffles made from tender flesh of our youth could actually taste better than the bland originals.

They're not organic, though, and the Tide Pods would give them a weird aftertaste.

Millennials killed cannibalism.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2018, 10:34:53 pm by Trekkin »
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« Reply #20198 on: May 25, 2018, 10:42:37 pm »


They're not organic, though, and the Tide Pods would give them a weird aftertaste.

Millennials killed cannibalism.
Surely, there must be some free range teenagers somewhere in Tibet, or rural Alabama.
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« Reply #20199 on: May 25, 2018, 11:19:05 pm »

People keep talking about controlling guns, another guy suggested that if there weren't so many doors in schools it would be easier to screen out potential shooters, but I think everyone is missing the point here.

The real problem isn't guns or doors, if we want to stop school shootings we need to get rid of schools.

DeVos was right?
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Goodness no! Corporate America will NEVER allow it!  THINK about it-- if you get rid of schools, then one of the parents will *HAVE* to stay home, and that means halving the available candidate pool!!  It also means that demanding nonstop overtime for no additional payout will be a thing of the past (as the breadwinner can only work so many hours realistically due to increased homelife requirements), and also means increased expenses for the remaining employees that stay in the workforce!

No no no.  The corporate neo-fascists will NEVER permit it! NEVER!
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« Reply #20200 on: May 25, 2018, 11:21:55 pm »

Worry not!  The state will subsidize you to send your kid to an *actual* school, one with proper funding!


There's still a fee, of course.  A mere fraction of what an elite would otherwise spend.  You can pay, right?
« Last Edit: May 25, 2018, 11:26:35 pm by Rolan7 »
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« Reply #20201 on: May 26, 2018, 12:37:18 am »

A better solution is to bring in more corporate branding.

https://www.essentialaction.org/spotlight/CokeSchool.html
https://www.motherjones.com/food/2012/08/schools-limit-campus-junk-food-have-lower-obesity-rates/

e.g. 80% of the schools already have Pepsi or Coca Cola branding, with sales targets for teachers to reach to keep getting the funding:
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Colorado Springs District 11 signed a $8.1 million 10-year contract with Coca-Cola in August 1997 with an additional $3 million guaranteed if the district sells 70,000 cases of Coke products during one of the first three years.
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 “If 35,493 staff and students bought one Coke product every other day for a school year (176 days),” Bushey wrote, “we would double (130,141) the required quota needed. We only need to beat the 70,000 case once in the next two years.”


As a result some schools were even saying you can't drink anything in class, unless it's Coke or Pepsi (which one depends on the school) in order to boost sales. Note, this wasn't the company rule, it's the school rule, to try and meet the Soda-company sales quota to avoid losing funding.

We can extend this rule to other categories. e.g. how about Nintendo vs Sony branded schools? You can only play on a 3DS into one, a Playstation Vita into the other, and they sell the consoles on credit at the school store? however I guess these days we should add Amazon branding to that, and you can only play around on a Kindle Fire at those.

Or how about a Marlboro vs Camels school? They have a quota of cigarettes to sell to the over 18 seniors, and the seniors are required to promote their brand to the younger students so we can get enough started by the time they're 18, to keep the school open?
« Last Edit: May 26, 2018, 12:40:21 am by Reelya »
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« Reply #20202 on: May 26, 2018, 12:40:31 am »

Guys, I've just figured out the solution to our problems: If we annex Canada, it'll drag out scores up in all the human development thingies!

Fucking foolproof plan right there. I'll get Trump on the line, we could have a twitter announcement within the week!
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« Reply #20203 on: May 26, 2018, 01:12:23 am »

Guys, I've just figured out the solution to our problems: If we annex Canada, it'll drag out scores up in all the human development thingies!

Fucking foolproof plan right there. I'll get Trump on the line, we could have a twitter announcement within the week!
AND - US average temperatures will drop. Global warming solved.
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« Reply #20204 on: May 26, 2018, 01:27:43 am »

Guys, I've just figured out the solution to our problems: If we annex Canada, it'll drag out scores up in all the human development thingies!

Fucking foolproof plan right there. I'll get Trump on the line, we could have a twitter announcement within the week!

If they want to be a state we were (and might still be) legally required to let them become one.

I'm not saying that annexing Canada wouldn't be significantly easier than convincing them to join voluntarily, only that there is another alternative.
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