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[Dunamisdeos]

That makes sense. Article makes it sound like he has his first cousins or something with him on Air Force One.

And yeah I remember a lot of to-do about Obama coming close to that limit.

[RedKing]

This just in:



News for next week: Trump goes blind, declares war on Sun.

[Playergamer]

This just in:



News for next week: Trump goes blind, declares war on Sun.

Fake news, he actually put on a pair before staring at it so he's fine. The half-second glance up won't destroy his eyes.

Now to make a joke about declaring war on North Korea because Sun.

[Max™]

I mean, it is a bad idea to form actual mobs to tear them down. I think we can all agree on that. Sends the wrong message entirely.

Also Max, sorry but could you clarify I am having trouble discerning which group you are flipping the bird to.

The [blah] of the confederacy/kkk/etc behind the huge boom of statues and whatnot in the early 1900's and again through the 50's and 60's.

[Frumple]

... y'know, part of me almost thinks it's unfortunate he remembered the shades. There's some dark corner of my heart that wonders if trump being able to only hear the news would not be better for everyone.

E: On the other hand, trump losing his eyesight and/or eyes and becoming the first president with cybereyes would at least be something undeniably positive to come out of the administration. Hrm. Need some kind of catchy name for a group stumping for that. Presidential Eyeball Preservation Society? Peps. Eh... head hurts too much to do better.

E2: Or squad. Squad is probably better. Can tell trump he's meeting with a pep squad and instead of cheerleaders it's tongs.

[sluissa]

... y'know, part of me almost thinks it's unfortunate he remembered the shades. There's some dark corner of my heart that wonders if trump being able to only hear the news would not be better for everyone.

As bad as Fox News is... AM talk radio is way worse... Let's not give him a reason to go there.

[RedKing]

E: On the other hand, trump losing his eyesight and/or eyes and becoming the first president with cybereyes would at least be something undeniably positive to come out of the administration. Hrm. Need some kind of catchy name for a group stumping for that. Presidential Eyeball Preservation Society? Peps. Eh... head hurts too much to do better.

Presidential Eyeball Preservation Endowment. PEPE. It's the only choice, really.

[Max™]

You brilliant motherfucker.

[Frumple]

That'd do it. Was trying for that myself, but couldn't recall like... half the appropriate organization/etc. names at the time.

Also I'd be surprised if trump isn't already getting AM talk radio to some extent. Or some kind of rough equivalent. Suppose it could make things worse, but maybe his ego couldn't take being talked at like they tend to, for too long?

[nenjin]

Trump to Sun: "Hey, whoa there. I see you, you fat fuck! You wanna piece of me you come get some."

Seriously though that was the body language equivalent of "That's a thing."

[Trekkin]

Trump to Sun: "Hey, whoa there. I see you, you fat fuck! You wanna piece of me you come get some."

Seriously though that was the body language equivalent of "That's a thing."

At least he hasn't claimed to own or have invented the Sun yet. Perhaps this is John Kelly's influence at work: everyone was looking at a thing and Trump didn't try to take credit for it. Yet.

[Dunamisdeos]

... y'know, part of me almost thinks it's unfortunate he remembered the shades. There's some dark corner of my heart that wonders if trump being able to only hear the news would not be better for everyone.

Edit: Added Shades

[Starver]

Commander-in-chief's Ocular/Visual Faculties - Exceptionally Futuristic Experiment.

[Flying Dice]

The best part is the video footage with sound and someone shouting at him, "Don't look, don't look!"

[Dunamisdeos]

Later: Sun steals POTUS's eyesight, space program revitalized in order to "Shoot down the Sun" More at 11.