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[MrRoboto75]

your favorite President, me

slow down there bucko.

[delphonso]

It never ends! Now they are trying to say that your favorite President, me, went to Walter Reed Medical Center, having suffered a series of mini-strokes. Never happened to THIS candidate - FAKE NEWS. Perhaps they are referring to another candidate from another Party!

as the Washington Post noted, “no media anywhere had reported that Trump had a series of mini-strokes”.

This got a solid laugh from me. Thanks for that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Like all Presidents since Clinton, Trump is in fact a military android fashioned with the genetic material of the real Donald Trump, who was dissolved in the vats after winning election. He was simply going in for maintenance, and it clearly didn't work.

[The Ensorceler]

'barack obama is a military clone of donald trump' has gotta be one of the spiciest takes yet to grace american politics even if that wasnt the intended reading

[sluissa]

What if the @realDonaldTrump twitter account isn't actually the Donald Trump sitting in the White House?

[Egan_BW]

but then it wouldn't be real

[sluissa]

Unless the one in the White House isn't the real one.

[wierd]

Been there before...

[Starver]

I'm not entirely sure saying "Sometimes people choke" (about the police themselves) is wise words in the context of fairly recent events.  Or it was an intended 'slip', which is even worse.

[wierd]

It only gets worse when you try to explain it, you know.

Since he means "choke under pressure".  Which, is again, exactly what happened, with different context.

[Iduno]

The best thing to come from 2020 is that neither part of the ruling class has any plans other than "fuck the voters." Average people are starting to accept that they only pretend to have different plans so they can blame the other side, and keep the voters from coming together.

[Starver]

Well, apart from that Trump (arguably a side of his own) seems to want to fuck the voters twice...

[hector13]

The only way to be sure there’s going to be voting fraud is to ask people to engage in voting fraud.

[Naturegirl1999]

A hypocrite, he is

[scriver]

"tremendous fraud"

it hurts