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[Asin]

(Basically a thread to submit food that DF goblins would eat. Sure, goblins don't NEED to eat, but I imagine some eat just for the hell of it... They also apparently don't care about eating "manflesh". I mean, the little ethics they have don't say "you cannot eat manflesh." On to the thread!)



Manflesh Soup

Ingredients:

1/2 pound of manflesh (any cut will do)
2 femur bones
5 crushed quarry leaves
Various spices (your pick!)
A bowl of water


Cooking:

1. Take the femur bones and your bowl of water.
(1.5: Take the marrow out of the femur bone and discard the rest of the bone.)
2. Boil the femur bone marrow in the bowl of water for about 35 minutes.
3. After the broth is done, you roast the manflesh over a spit for an hour.
4. Cut the manflesh into small chunks.
5. Drop the manflesh chunks into the broth along with the quarry leaves.
6. Simmer the mixture for an hour, all while adding spices to it.
7. Wait about 20 minutes and serve.

(For goblins who despise manflesh, try using pig's meat as a substitute.)

*Manflesh definition: The meat of humans (and dwarves and elves).
Human: Like pig meat.
Dwarf: A bit on the bitter side, but still good to eat.
Elf: Strangely sweet. Use for any meat based desserts.

*Recipe by Slusna Maliceash from Echohate.

[~Neri]

I'm p sure DF gobbos aren't actually cannibals. P sure elves are tho.

[Asin]

(Yeah, but their ethics don't say you cannot eat the flesh of sapients. So, they don't care really.)

[~Neri]

(Ah.)

In that case I recommend the bone marrow in the femur and not the femur itself. Bones be painful.

[Asin]

(Any recipes you'd like to submit?)

[~Neri]

Nooot off the top of my head. Maybe later.

[Asin]

(Alrighty then.)

[FallacyofUrist]

((But bone marrow is so nutritious!))

[Asin]

(Oops! Let me fix that...)

[Asin]

(Sorry for the double post, but let's get to submitting those recipes!  )

[Asin]

My apologies for a triple post, but...
Hello?

[Doubloon-Seven]

Prisoner's Gruel & Mash (Serves One)

Ingredients

1~ gallon water (Wateriness can be adjusted to suit prisoner behavior)
8 ounces pork
6 ounces assorted vegetables
1 pinch of salt
7 ounces chestnut or acorn 'flour'
1 cheesecloth

Cooking
1. Take vegetables, and mash them until they have the consistency of dough.
1 1/2.. Some may care to crisp or burn this paste until it can crumble, but this is optional, as (hopefully), you won't be eating it.
2. Bring water just short of boiling
3. Mince pork into fine strips.
4. Add minced pork to water.
5. Add chestnut or acorn flour.
6. Boil water for 5 minutes, then bring to simmer for 15-20.
7. Drain water through cheesecloth.
8. Mix in vegetable paste, sprinkle on salt.
9. Re-add water as desired.

By Amxu Ngozu
Note: Perfect for that uninspired prison chef!

[Asin]

Amxu, sounds like the perfect meal for any whiny brats when it's really watery!

[muldrake]

Ingredients

flesh of any sapient.

Preparation, just start nomming on it.

I think this is the main goblin diet.

[Asin]

That's for any goblin who doesn't take the time to make food that is palatable. Raw manflesh is good, though it could use some work.