In two weeks, we will have a new President in the US. Having a habit of playing DF while watching the news and having just read Xazo-Tek's "We Need a Wall Along the Elvish Border" thread, I have had epiphany.
Donald Trump may indeed really be a dwarf.
This thread is designed to record observations and sound logical arguments that either confirm or refute whether President Donald Trump is indeed really President Urist McTrump. And, please include the number of accumulated points per argument or observation so that we can come to a consensus. Please, only one point per observation or argument and no repeats!
And please if you wish to post, no vulgarity, obscenity, hateful statements, or nastiness. This thread is for comedy only, and of course, identifying true dwarfiness.
To start it off, the first 10 observations and arguments:
1. As brilliantly discussed on Xazo-Tek's thread, President McTrump does wish to build a wall. Elves? I think not. Migrants! Unwanted migrants. Indeed, what dwarfy overseer does not want a wall to keep out migrants? +1 towards President McTrump
2. President McTrump wants to build a wall, not a fence (at least to begin with) or a combination of aerial and ground patrols. It is a wall. Do dwarves bother with fences? No. Do they use helicoptors? No. Do they like going on patrol outside? Oh no! Seems like another point towards dwarfiness. +1 towards President McTrump
3. President McTrump believes in bilateral trade, not unilateral trade. Dwarves only deal with one merchant group at a time. They also only make deals with the mountain home. Definitely a dwarfy plan. +1 towards President McTrump
4. President Trump is tall, over six feet I believe. Kind of a stretch for a dwarf... +1 towards President Trump
5. But, as pointed out by Senator Rubio, he does have small hands. As do dwarves! +1 towards President McTrump
6. The easy one. President McTrump loves building really big, massive, yuge perhaps, buildings. Total dwarfiness. +1 towards President McTrump
7. President McTrump has a gold plated bathroom. Who else than a dwarf would put gold plates on the walls and floors? +1 towards President McTrump
8. Ummm... but it is a bathroom. Real dwarves don't use bathrooms... +1 towards President Trump
9. He named his son Baron. Dwarves have barons. +1 towards President McTrump
10. Dwarvish thoughts only come in one or two sentences. I have yet to see a dwarvish thought exceeding 140 characters. That seems oddly familiar with President McTrump's tweets. +1 towards President McTrump
Running Total:
8 points President Urist McTrump
2 points President Donald Trump
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