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"This combat system sucks. What the fuck Nuffle?"
Break the fourth wall and debate the owl to death. Scream a lot and break into ad-hominems constantly.
(2) Azet loses it and starts ranting crazily at the owl. The owl seems to know that ad-hominems are not valid arguments, because it doesn't stop clawing him to listen to them. (5, target 5)
-2 HP!A duck! Waterfowl are powerful allies.. but so is a fearsome feline!
"Hey, I'll save you, you glorious beast!"
Flip coin. If heads, stab tiger. If tails, stab duck.
(Holy crap, i am alive yet? how? UHASHSAUASUSAHUASH)
*Coughs blood, look at the tiger's eyes, bloodlust almost abandoning him and for some reason he just say in common language dripping blood on his mounth*
"I'll feast on your flesh"
Bloodlustlator: Quack.
Quackslator: HOLY FUCK I WILL DIE
*Bite the tiger's neck*
Fred stops and flips a coin:
Tails.He makes a surprise attack (+3) against the wounded duck just as the berserker lunges for the tiger's neck, and the tiger lunges for the berserker's neck!
Fred: (9+3, target 10)
Tiger C: (3, target 7)
Il Duce: (11, target 5)
Paphi's blade slides deep into Dukington's body just as the angry waterfowl bites a ragged chunk out of the tiger's neck!
-14 HP! Dukington: Killing blow! +5 points! Level up! -9 HP! Fred: Killing blow! +5 points!The valorous duck quacks his last quack and collapses, crushed to death beneath the dead tiger, murdered by this strange human tourist.Move further down the corridor and patch up my wounds as best I can
Gaila breaks off from the group and runs away from the owls, going down the corridor (
+4 points!) and entering the room that Urist ran into earlier.
+4 points! Level up! The dwarf is nowhere to be found, but there is a very obviously open chute in the ground. Peering in, it slides down almost vertically into darkness, and razors line every wall. The whole thing is slick with blood. The room is very small; an iron door is set into every wall, and a wrought iron spiral staircase works its way up into the darkness above. Gaila bandages his or her wounds.
+1 HP!ENTER THE PUNGEON! Oh wait, wrong game? Ok, ENTER THE DUNGEON
Sir Lootington walks in just in time to see Fred viciously shank a duck. The duck dies.
Cut off the owl's claws
(3, target 10) Skeliborn swipes at the owl's claws, but the bird is too quick. (5, target 5) It lands a quick peck on his forehead.
-1 HP!Dukington and Gaila, choose a level up bonus:
1. Add 1d6 points to a character’s Health rating.
2. Replenish two Special Abilities of the type allowed for their character.
3. Lower the character’s Attack rating by one (to a minimum rating of 3).
4. Raise the character’s Defense rating by one (to a maximum rating of 11).
5. Raise a character’s Speed, Power, or Intellect rating by one point.
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