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[Detoxicated]

Underneath a Peach Tree you sit waiting pleasantly for something to happen. You do not know that great things await you in a short time. You sit there reading a book, "insertnamehere". The wind is quite weak today and there is only few clouds so you can sit in the nice early autumn sun. A strain from your "insertcolor" hair falls onto your eye whilst reading. Swiftly you put it away, and continue to read. All of a sudden "insertgirlname" appears on your front yard and starts yelling at you. She is very "adjective" and "adjective2. ""insertyourname" get over here", she yells.
What will you do? Maybe if you entered the words all of this would make more sense.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

This is not a suggestion. Downvoted.

[Henry47]

Shouldn't this be in the general discussion or life advice section?

[Bumber]

Underneath a Peach Tree you sit waiting pleasantly for something to happen. You do not know that great things await you in a short time. You sit there reading a book, Urist McBrewer. The wind is quite weak today and there is only few clouds so you can sit in the nice early autumn sun. A strain from your sandy taupe hair falls onto your eye whilst reading. Swiftly you put it away, and continue to read. All of a sudden Urist McTavernKeeper appears on your front yard and starts yelling at you. She is very drunk and bearded. Urist get over here", she yells.
What will you do? Maybe if you entered the words all of this would make more sense.

Make some lovely peach wine together. Those tavern-goers aren't going to poison themselves, you know.

[S34N1C]

Ptw