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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You wake up to fine day for Glorious People's Republic.  From balcony of Presidential Palace, you can see people of Republic working hard to make Glorious Republic strong.  They are firing off weapons in Dawn Fighting Ceremony.  Strange, it seems today Dawn Ceremony is bit more intense than usual.  Some shots nearly strike you when you head back inside.  Yes, much more intense.

After you put on Uniform and Military Cap, an aide rushes in.  "Glorious Leader!  A Revolution is attacking the Palac-" he shouts before you shoot him for lies.  There can be no Revolution.  The Newspapers said you have 400% approval rating.  That is much better than filthy president of American dogs, and they don't have Revolution.  You may want to get Dawn Fighting Ceremony to calm down, though.  Someone could get hurt.

What do you do?

Spoiler: Magnificent Leader's Equipment (click to show/hide)

Uniform of All the Medals
Military Cap of Great Glory
Waxed Mustache of Supreme Power
Mirrored Sunglasses of Unlimited Badassery
Revolver of Shooting Perfection (4 Rounds in chamber)

[Gwolfski]

Use the loud speakers to convince it is time for glorious breakfast.

[Ardent Debater]

Use the loud speakers to convince it is time for glorious breakfast.

Yes, with bagels for everyone. And a danish, for His Excellency!

[Maegil]

Use the loud speakers to convince it is time for glorious breakfast.

Not been there, but seen that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcRWiz1PhKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OcMwfuTuzw
LOL.

[hops]

Use the loud speakers to convince it is time for glorious breakfast.

Yes, with bagels for everyone. And a danish, for His Excellency!

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[S34N1C]

Use the loud speakers to convince it is time for glorious breakfast.

Yes, with bagels for everyone. And a danish, for His Excellency!

+1

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ah yes, a Bagel and Danish breakfast would be good.  You head to Broadcast room and start up equipment inside.  You make announcement and head to nearby Security room to see what happening outside.  The Celebration has not calmed down.  In fact, it seems to have calmed up.  Very frustrating.  Oh well, you head to Main Dining Hall to eat, but you are halted by three people pointing guns at you.  Odd, why are they wearing Red Caps and not Blue Caps?

Spoiler: Magnificent Leader's Equipment (click to show/hide)

Uniform of All the Medals
Military Cap of Great Glory
Waxed Mustache of Supreme Power
Mirrored Sunglasses of Unlimited Badassery
Revolver of Shooting Perfection (4 Rounds in chamber)

[hops]

Wave them away, telling them you're too busy to have guns pointed at you

[Maegil]

Invite them to sit and have breakfast. We can't start a proper day without a proper breakfast,
Order three more cups and some extra food.


If they refuse, shoot them. We shan't have rude people for breakfast.

[S34N1C]

Invite them to sit and have breakfast. We can't start a proper day without a proper breakfast,
Order three more cups and some extra food.


If they refuse, shot them. We shan't have rude people for breakfast.

+1

[Funk]

Invite them to sit and have breakfast. We can't start a proper day without a proper breakfast,
Order three more cups and some extra food.


If they refuse, shot them. We shan't have rude people for breakfast.

+1

+1

[Gwolfski]

Yes.

[vkiNm]

Invite them to sit and have breakfast. We can't start a proper day without a proper breakfast,
Order three more cups and some extra food.


If they refuse, shot them. We shan't have rude people for breakfast.

+1

+1

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You ask for them to come with you to Dining Hall to eat with Magnificent Leader.  For some reason, they look at each other in confusion.  They decline and order you to come with them.  You shoot them and head on way to Dining Hall.  You order drink and food from servant and get to eating.  You see a Molotov get thrown through window.  It hits food and destroys it.  That was favorite food.  Your right brow twitches.

Spoiler: Magnificent Leader's Equipment (click to show/hide)

Uniform of All the Medals
Military Cap of Great Glory
Waxed Mustache of Supreme Power
Mirrored Sunglasses of Unlimited Badassery
Revolver of Shooting Perfection (1 Round in chamber)

[Gwolfski]

We need to do some discipline. Reload our gun, and call for a tank. They went too far.