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[LordPorkins]

"Not if you leave the door open. Anyway, Stop shouting or I will reconstruct your vocal cords."

[TheBiggerFish]

"man."
Kyle is very confused.

"...."

Anna slams the door shut.

[Powder Miner]

"...people seem to be very fond of threats around here."

[LordPorkins]

"Well, people also seem to be very fond of idiocy around here as well!"

[Powder Miner]

"This is no justification for violence against someone who has not done anything evil to deserve it."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Reconstruct my vocal cords, you say? Rip my entrails out? How crude! I was merely expressing my enthusiasm for cookery! I doubt it would be very polite of me to punch you in the face if you expressed your love for marine biology in such an enthusiastic manner!"

[LordPorkins]

"Regardless, he is being loud and annoying."
Akbar than notices he has not seen any of these people before
"Oh, pardon me. I am Akbar Alhazrad, pleased to meet you."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"And you're all threatening grievous bodily harm! Is this accepted school policy here? Violence for a mere slight? JUSTICE IS DEAD!"

[SOLDIER First]

"Just stop yelling! You literally don't have to yell. At all. Unless you have some kind of mental illness where you can't understand normal social situations or whatever."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I think one who threatens to eat one's innards over a bit of yelling should be looking at themselves before accusing others of not understanding normal social situations!"

[SOLDIER First]

"First, I threatened to feed them to you, not to eat them myself. Second, when someone tells you to stop yelling a few times and you don't stop fucking yelling, they're going to be a little bit upset at you, dumbass."

[Chevaleresse]

Vijaya pops out of their dorm to investigate the commotion. "I agree that severe maiming is an inappropriate way to deal with a volume one considers excessive."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"First, I threatened to feed them to you, not to eat them myself. Second, when someone tells you to stop yelling a few times and you don't stop fucking yelling, they're going to be a little bit upset at you, dumbass."

"That's no reason to threaten violence! I was not aware the supernatural world resorted to violence every time they were slighted!"

[Adragis]

"I am sorry. I do not mean to be strange."
She nods.

"If you don't mean to be strange... Maybe I can also help teach you to be more... Normal?"

Alex realised he'd have his work work cut out if he tried that.

"Of course, only if you wanted me to."

"Y-you would?"
She blushes for about a second again.
"I'd love to!"

[SOLDIER First]

"I hate you. Do you know that? I hate you a lot."