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[tonnot98]

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I learnt how to copy and paste in the childgarden
By that I mean. Its easier for reading if we dont get redirected doing so.
Good death though

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

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Aban Channeledpoints the Brushed Square Wire of Clutching
She is thin but has incredible muscles. Her hair is straight. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. She has a clear voice. Her somewhat narrow ears have large hanging lobes. Her lips are slightly thick. Her somewhat broad head is somewhat short. Her hair is auburn. Her sandy taupe skin is slightly wrinkled. -Her right upper arm bears a massive jagged scar. Her left upper arm bears a massive jagged scar. Her right lower arm bears a very short straight scar. Her left hand bears a massive straight scar.- =Her lower left back teeth is gone.=


---COMPANIONS---
Imo Onustistra (Testwinkling)- Axeman   XXX DEAD XXX
His hair is extremely long. He has very low cheekbones. His ears are extraordinarily broad. His nose is slightly upturned. His hair is gray mixed with charcoal. His skin is raw umber. His eyes are slate gray.

Seems to know a lot about the world, stumbled upon him somehow while traversing the maze that is the dwarven cities. Everyone kept talking about how he would be well-traveled and know where things are. They were right, and I'm glad to have found him to kick-start this adventure.

He has died in Willwaves after rushing into a room with 5 goblins. This was our first battle aside from the keas and wolverines in the mountains. It's a damn shame.


Tulon Lancefly the Fabulous Barb of Deifying - Macedwarf   XXX DEAD XXX
He is thin and scrawny. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is neatly combed. His very long hair is tied in a pony tail. He has a clear voice. His somewhat narrow copper eyes have large irises. His nose is narrow. His ears are free-lobed. His lips are slightly thick. His hair is auburn. His skin is sandy taupe.   -His right lower arm bears a long straight scar. His right foot bears a straight scar.-

He will not SHUT UP ABOUT TAMING THE FORCES OF NATURE. Friggen hippy. I'm taking him to go kill nature instead.

He was overwhelmed when I decided to journey northward toward a Roc Lair. He got surrounded by Hyenas. I was sadly of no assistance due to both of my arms being disabled, one permanently, while I was still stunned, as we were ambushed in the night. Bora also had an arm disabled permanently during this encounter. Together, the three of us put down almost twenty Hyenas.


Kopoh Spottednotch the Autonomous Gullies - Swordsman   XXX DEAD XXX
His wavy hair is extremely long. He is very skinny. His slate gray eyes have very large irises. His nose bridge is convex. His eyebrows are high. His ears have nearly fused lobes. His somewhat broad head is very short. His hair is auburn. His skin is raw umber. -His right ear bears a very long curving scar. His right hand bears a very short straight scar. His left hand bears the marks of old wounds, including a straight scar.-

I picked him up from the first human town I went to, and he's been serving my loyally ever since. He almost died to a goblin ringleader, but I saved him just in time, and he made a full recovery with minor scarring.

He died in the dungeon of meadcolor after sprinting into a room with 8 goblins. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Bora Sealsaves - Spearman   XXX DEAD XXX
Her hair is extremely long. Her slate gray eyes have very large irises. Her somewhat short ears have large hanging lobes. She has a round chin. Her nose bridge is convex. Her eyebrows are extremely long. She is average in size. Her eyelashes are short. Her head is somewhat short. Her hair is light brown. Her skin is raw umber. -Her right upper arm bears a massive jagged scar.- =Her lower front teeth is gone. Her upper right back teeth is gone.=

I picked her up after clearing out the Meadcolor dungeon with Tulon, and she started with good armor and weapons, which is nice. She had an arm permanently disabled after 20 hyenas ambushed us in the night.

She just suddenly... flipped out and attacked me in the mountains! We were killing our 6th or 7th group of falcon men, and then she just snapped! I tried to pacify her, but in the end I had to put the rabid dog down. I just wish I could have done it with less pain...

---SITES---

Willwaves - Bandit HAMLET ----CLEARED----

Mistseduced - Bandit Camp

The Canyon of Packs - Marsh Titan Lair

The Gold of Rawness - Hydra Lair

Bearclod - Savanna Titan Lair

Amusedyells - Bandit Camp ----CLEARED----

Sandaltorment - Bandit Camp ----CLEARED----

Mistycaught - Skulking Vermin Hamlet

Stlibigiporer - Skulking Vermin Camp ----CLEARED----

Meadcolor - Criminally Owned Town

Plungedsmile - Bandit Camp ----CLEARED----

Laborednurture - Criminally Owned Town

Tirepaper - Bandit-Owned Hillock ----CLEARED----

Waxedclearings the Winter of Snarls - Brush Titan Lair

Fireglowed the Spark of Taxing - Dragon Lair

The Fur of Cacti - Roc Lair

The Rain of Competing - Roc Lair

Greaterrights - Bronze Colossus Lair

Bristledmatches - Hydra Lair

Moldsnarling the Bravery of Phlegm - Hydra Lair

Sizzledgem the Pearl of Wealths - Dragon Lair

Flarejade the Torrid Furnace of Gems - Dragon Lair

Gildglowed - Dragon Lair

Rinsedsewers the Scorching Savants - Dragon Lair

Beachblossoms - Forest Titan Lair

Craftedhowls - Crime Town

Sticktoned - Skulking Vermin Tomb

Griblaymus - Skulking Vermin Camp

Fortuneflicker - Dragon Lair

Joinedraven - Bandit Camp

Claspinks - Bandit Owned Hillocks ----CLEARED----

Groovegroup - Crime Town

Rampaddle the Submerged Cove - Savanna Titan Lair (Cool name)

Caveseason the Feral Twilight - Mountain Titan Lair

The Matched Esteem - Hydra Lair

Paddletrees - Hill Titan Lair

The Brilliant Stance - Roc Lair

The Tin Shocks - Bronze Colossus Lair

Suitorglory - Crime town

Coastbrushed - Bandit Town

Idolfiend - Bandit Camp !

Joinedraven - Bandit Camp

Mistycaught - Skulking Vermin Hamlet

Chanttails the Heliotrope Blossom - Swamp Titan Lair

Vaultivory the Branded Silver - Dragon Lair

---PEOPLE TO FIND---
Because they're more well-traveled than the nobles and know the direction to every monster lair ever.

Kammat Stirredrazors - Echomysteries Resident Badass
Turns out that she's the 'lady consort' with a whip that I've been trying to hire for days now.


---RUMORS TO SPREAD---
I killed Ur Scorchedhelp the human, he was a bandit boss.

Bithrakin the Kobold

Mawate Strapmachines (LOL) the goblin overlord

Wimad Paddledpuzzle the human chieftess (Put up a good fight with a copper whip.)

Snang Monstrousages the goblin ringleader


Mame Mothidaepeve the leader (An elven leader of a goblin raiding group taking over the dwarven hillock of Tirepaper... Interesting. I must look into this in the future.

Her hair is extremely long. Her protruding wide-set sea green eyes have thin irises. Her broad head is extremely tall. Her eyelashes are quite long. Her small-lobed ears are somewhat tall. Her hair is orange. Her skin is pale taupe.


Smunstu Horrorearth the goblin boss

Olngo Demontwilight the goblin ringleader (This bastard put at least 5 bolts into my buddy __ and one into me. I caught him with my limp arm while he was running away and strangled him.)

Stozu Noblemaligned the goblin boss

Ast Chantedmoths the Decisive Perfection THE ROC (One-shot him with a stab through the heart.) [Of The Brilliant Stances]

Bosteb Snotrenown THE MINOTAUR (The bastard gored my cheek!) [of The Rumored Persuader]

Pessal Droolpelt the Apogee of Jewels THE HYDRA (I injured every single part on his body before he finally died to bloodloss. I had even torn both lungs at least three minutes before he expired!) [Of The Gold of Rawness]










===THE FINAL ADVENTURE===

It has been more than a month since I've set off from my home to seek adventure. Many things have tasted my blade, and many more will come. I have loved, lost, and I have killed some of the greatest beings in this world.

But with my newly gained companions, abilities, and strength, I have decided that I must do this world an even bigger favor. I am going to murder each and every goblin within the nearby Dark Fortress of "Doomedscrapes." Should I survive, I will retire back to the mountainhomes a hero. Should I die, at least I'd have gone with dozens of those green-skinned bastards.

My goal is to kill whomever is the leader in that tower. I don't plan on making him suffer, as I still want to live the rest of my life out of those stinking pits, but this is too important a task to pass up.

My right arm is disabled, but that won't stop me for a second. I am a great swordsman, and a professional armor user. This iron longsword will guide me to victory, so long as I guide it to their dark ruler's heart.

My companions are as follows, and none of them are listed in the previous section:

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Batow Memimradir, Human Maceman - Her hair is extremely long. She is thin. She has a round chin. Her head is very short. Her tan eyes are protruding. Her teeth are crowded. Her nose bridge is somewhat concave. Her lips are thin. Her hair is gray mixed with white. Her skin is dark peach.

Ecsha Eslikcocu, Human Axeman - Her quite dense hair is extremely long. She has a clear voice. She has a deeply recessed chin. Her head is somewhat short. Her eyebrows are quite dense. Her hair is gray mixed with white. Her skin is pale brown. Her eyes are light brown.

Rodem Halared, Human Axeman - His curly hair is extremely long. He is short and muscular. His very large-irised slate gray eyes are very round. His nose is upturned. His nose bridge is convex. His eyelashes are quite long. His ears are somewhat broad. His head is somewhat short. His hair is black. His skin is raw umber.

Kivish Ortulon, Dwarf Hammerman - Her hair is clean-shaven. Her eyelashes are quite long. Her ears have small loves. Her lips are thin. Her nose is somewhat narrow. Her hair is taupe gray. Her skin is burnt umber. Her eyes are copper.

Apo Pebuucaf Risakir Dujan, Human Spearman - His hair is extremely long. His teeth are gapped. His slightly thin-irised dark olive eyes are wide-set. His slightly upturned nose is short. His ears are somewhat short. His hair is dark tan mixed with gray. His skin is pale chestnut.

I had a human whipper named Kammat, she was also the lady's consort, so after travelling with her for a while, I decided to leave her in the castle with her lady as I lay seige upon the dark fortress. She is too important in my eyes to risk her life on such a foolish task.

+++THE FIGHTING+++
I am at the edge of their pits and ditches in the middle of the night. All of my companions are on edge about our task, but I think attacking now while it's dark will prove a good boon, as at least some goblins will be sleeping.

I move in, and I climb one tower to be greeted by at least 20 goblins, with most of them sleeping still. It begins.

Notable kills prior to the attack: 99

Other kills prior to the attack: 180

After: 131

After: 180

My companions and I cleared the rooftop with minor opposistion from a single mason that somehow had a crossbow. Everyone else was completely helpless against the slaughter.

Another tower, another massacre...

Before: 131/180

After: 166/180

This one had a single soldier on it, but as he was sleeping, he wouldn't have been able to save anyone.

Yet another tower, with another sleepy population...

Before: 166/180

After: 213/180

It is so good that they all sleep, for if I had to fight each and every single one, I would have grown tired long ago. I have mainly been executing the sleeping and helpless while my companions busy themselves with the more dangerous, awake goblins.

While trying to find my way to the frozen part of this obstructive river, I had to go through another tower. I might as well ascend it and murder everyone within.

Before: 216/180

After: 250/180

Half-way through the slaughter, the entire area awoke. No more cutting through towers for me, now. Now, I seek the dark spire that reigns over the land.

My companions will probably get lost in the ditches as they run after cowardly goblins, but this won't bother me any. They'll be set loose to wreak their own havoc upon the area. I must now fight my way through the ditches to my location.

I have finally made it to the dark spire. Past the entrance are more civilians, goblin soldiers, trolls, and beakdogs. The true battle begins now. If only my companions would have followed me.

Before: 261/180

I got past the entrance and am in some lobby-like area with a ton of statues. Within it, I have been killing trolls and goblins, but a hammerman broke my already disabled arm.

I cleared another two rooms, but people keep flooding in! Most of them aren't even armed! It's as if every room MUST have a certain amount of goblins in it, for some particular reason. I could probably stay at the entrance of the spire and cut off heads as they come through the door!

I grow tired from my fight with this spearman that refuses to die. I will retreat to a previous room to regain my strength while he hopefully bleeds to death.

The fighting has been long and hard. The few soldiers they have here are much better than those unskilled bandits I faced all over the country. The layout of this place is as confusing as any other castle I've been to, but it seems that it has a bunch of goblins coming from an underground portion of the spire. I must investigate.

Currently: 417/207

This underground room appears to be a storage room or armory. It's filled with unskilled goblins that I can only assume that they were trying to train.

I have found an undeveloped area, it seems to split off into many doors. Could this be their living quarters? Further investigation doesn't reveal it to be anything, with differing room sizes and such. Perhaps it really just is an undeveloped area. Whatever, I saw people run deeper into it, I don't plan on letting them leave it.

This is an odd area unlike any other in the spire. The hallways almost resemble dwarven living establishments, but the rooms are empty and vary in size. What kind of insane architecture is at work here?

I fear for my sanity should I continue to explore this area. There's only a handful of goblins here, so I should continue working toward finding the potential ruler of the area. Either that, or I'll just kill every goddamned goblin in this tower.

While exploring the caves, I have discovered an expansive cavern. THe are is laden with jewelery, adornments, weapons, and plenty of goblin skeletons... This merits even further investigation.

While exploring, I have found 3 other large caverns with similar exhibitions, and have found an elf! Never have I been so happy to find an elf! The elf tried attacking me, and ran away after agreeing to a cease to hostilities. Upon further inspection, it appears that these areas are burial grounds for their dead, as there are only a tiny bit of coffins. I hope that the next man to find this will discover it filled to the brim.

I had to chase the elf down and kill him. Poor bastard. But these catacombs are very extensive, should my massacre carry on for the whole day, I could retreat down here to rest.

Back at the basement level of the spire, I discover a section of doors operated by levers that are only on the outside of the door. It'd be impossible to bust them down, as they are made of slade. This must've been a prison.

I have finally found some stairs leading higher up the spire. Whatever fiend may be ruling over these horrid people will soon taste my blade!

Current: 511/236

The path up is a lot more linear now... There's still plenty of grass to cut through, however.

I did it! I found royalty! I found a fine goblin lady... She won't get far.

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Current: 530/247

As soon as I ran up to the lady, I saw what was behind her, in the back of the room... It was the true master of goblinkind.

Kungzuspo Moslobaru - A great three-eyed ass twisted into humanoid form. It spouts gibberish periodically. Its dark violet hair is unkempt. Beware its poisonous gas! It wears a goblin tooth amulet, and a goblin bone crown.

I'm going to clear out the rooms around it, before confronting it myself. That fiend better be patient. - I was only able to clear out one room before it charged at me. My final battle begins only now...

But it was all over in only a moment.

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After: 534/249

Companion's final kill counts:

Imo Onustistra - 1/13,, He had a wife and daughter!

Tulon Kubukgign - 6/16,, "The Roasted Councils" considered him a protector of the weak. RIP, you beautiful bastard.

Kopoh Luritamec - 16/7

Bora Epoicen - 0/11,, It was sad how she had to go. I used her spear for great deeds.

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Kammat Lemhuhsetoc - 3/0,, Still alive, left her at Echomysteries.

Batow Memiradir (Batow Muffinmysteries!!) - 14/15,, Still alive in Doomedscrapes!

Ecsha Eslikcocu - 5/2,, Still alive in Doomedscrapes!

Rodem Halared - 4/1,, Still alive in Doomedscrapes!

Kivish Ortulon - 13/4,, Still alive in Doomedscrapes!

Apo Pebuucaf - 12/6,, Still alive in Doomedscrapes!

Now lets see if they survive after 2 weeks... Literally nothing changed in any of their legend pages.

"In the midspring of 250, Aban was struck down by the ass brute Phantomblisters the Bloated Lice in Doomedscrapes"

The demon that killed me only had 3 kills. Me, and 2 random goblins.

There is nothing else of interest in the legends. The story is finished. Good day, Bay12.

[peasant cretin]

Aban had a good run. I'm gathering from the imgur that Aban was either a sword/spear/pikedwarf? Or a Kali-like all 3?

Just general questions since this always interests me (also because very few people detail that sort of thing in the what happened thread):
-What was Aban's starting layout for stats/attributes?
-Her leveling plan? Everyone has their own way and perhaps different ways for different characters, but it's always interesting to hear.
-Do you have a combat setup that you apply to all/different encounters?
-Was her end goal the master?
-The expected question, will another adventurer avenge her?

[tonnot98]

Aban had a good run. I'm gathering from the imgur that Aban was either a sword/spear/pikedwarf? Or a Kali-like all 3?

Just general questions since this always interests me (also because very few people detail that sort of thing in the what happened thread):
-What was Aban's starting layout for stats/attributes?
-Her leveling plan? Everyone has their own way and perhaps different ways for different characters, but it's always interesting to hear.
-Do you have a combat setup that you apply to all/different encounters?
-Was her end goal the master?
-The expected question, will another adventurer avenge her?

High strength/Agility/Will/Toughness. No broken toe's gonna slow me down! Thankfully that goblin that broke my arm hit the arm that was devoid of functioning nerves.

I just murdered all the things that wouldn't get me in trouble. This included lots of dungeons and animal people. I probably leveled up completely from the hydra after how many hits it took.

I mostly just multiattacked to hit someone and dodge in the same turn. It unfortunately didn't work against the master.

The demon was the end goal, yes. Then I was gonna flee the tower and retire in the fortress that I started in.

No adventurer will avenge her, but a fortress will be made near the pits, instead.


Also, I was a legendary sworddwarf by the time I reached the top of the tower, but I also had a spear, pike, and 2 shields all in one hand. The spear was from Bora, who attacked me for no reason, and the pike was from a goblin in a dungeon. That pike was stuck in my left hand for a while until I finally noticed it and removed it.

Batow Muffinmysteries is an amazing name, though.

[peasant cretin]

Batow Muffinmysteries is a good name.