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ATHATH

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2016, 01:43:10 am »

Oh.

Shouldn't the number of enemies rise by one, then?

Shit
Has that mistake been made in earlier turns as well?

EDIT: Yup, I found a case of it in the first turn.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 03:11:39 am by ATHATH »
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

NRDL

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2016, 02:02:59 am »

Poison the enemy's food supply.
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S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2016, 09:04:26 am »

Feed! preferably on the enemy, but a peasant will do in a pinch - that pinch being "I don't want the entire enemy camp stabbing me in the face while I have a light snack."
[3] You're desperate for blood, and the enemies are too far away! You find a lone town member. . .
You are rejuvenated, and don't need to feed for like 4 turns
-1 town

Pop my ult again.
[4] you're ult is (somehow) charged again! You get up on the platform again.
It's hiiiiiiiiigh noooooon. You fire, killing a bunch of enemies before being forced back into cover
-40 enemies

Open a kickboxing gym, train able-bodied and willing villagers to fight and stuff. Also work out more I guess.       
[5] Your kickboxing gym is a huge success! Able-bodied villagers are now even more able-bodied!
You also get super ripped! You're ready to get out there and fight!

Yes. Respawn as a zombie is time for undead vengace
[5] You rise from your grave, scaring the shit out of those guys who killed you. In fact, they're so scared, they abandon the battle, and are shot for desertion.
-5 enemies
+1 town

Pop my ult again.
Try to snipe this guy before he can, again!
[3] You line up the shot perfectly, but a town member sees you doing this and jumps in the way of the bullet, saving his friend! ((So basically the way I'm rolling this specific action is if you roll higher than he does, you succeed.  If you think there's a better way to do it, let me know. I'm new to this))
-1 town

I summon a giant furnace temple to turn us all into necrons and fight the baddies!
[3] the giant furnace is summoned! It is weak, though, and can only transform you and a few buddies into necrons.

Build a 'pillbox' bunker around the emplacement. Continue firing.
[1] You quickly build a bunker around your gun and start firing. Unfortunately, the bunker wasn't structurally sound enough to withstand the vibrations of the gun, and collapses, killing you and your friends.
-5 town
RESPAWN?

Achieve my final form.
[2] Apparently, your final form is a normal human being!

Enemy Team:
Set the buildings on fire with a magical fire that spreads to and destroys stone, then.
[2] Your attempt is thwarted by the fact that it rained recently and all the buildings are still wet.

Poison the enemy's food supply.
[3] You manage to poison only a portion of their food supply, as this is a large army and they have several food storage tents.
-20 enemies

-10 town for autonomous death toll

Town: 1,149
Enemies: 5,876
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 02:07:18 pm by S34N1C »
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Coolrune206

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2016, 09:22:45 am »

Run around shooting enemies with my minigun to charge up my ult again.
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2016, 09:36:20 am »

Time to go slaughter some enemies: feed on them and turn them into slave vampires. Night raid if I can't handle the sunlight.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 04:14:26 pm by Ozarck »
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KiwiOui

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2016, 10:38:06 am »

Respawn.Go charging into enemy lines with a Sherman tank.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 05:58:38 pm by KiwiOui »
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2016, 11:16:27 am »

The Nosferatu has the right idea, attack enemies and turn then in my zombie slaves
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ATHATH

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2016, 12:42:09 pm »

Enemy Team:
Set the buildings on fire with a magical fire that spreads to and destroys stone and water, then.
What could possibly go wrong?

InB4 gets a 6 and sets the water vapor in the air on fire.

Shouldn't KiwiOui have gotten a death/RESPAWN? message? Unless...

He must still be in play, but as an undead creature of some kind!
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2016, 12:49:03 pm »

Enemy Team:
Set the buildings on fire with a magical fire that spreads to and destroys stone and water, then.
What could possibly go wrong?

InB4 gets a 6 and sets the water vapor in the air on fire.

Shouldn't KiwiOui have gotten a death/RESPAWN? message? Unless...

He must still be in play, but as an undead creature of some kind!

Fixed
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ATHATH

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2016, 01:18:21 pm »

Oh.

Shouldn't the number of enemies rise by one, then?

Shit
Has that mistake been made in earlier turns as well?

EDIT: Yup, I found a case of it in the first turn.
This still isn't fixed, though.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2016, 01:22:52 pm »

Oh.

Shouldn't the number of enemies rise by one, then?

Shit
Has that mistake been made in earlier turns as well?

EDIT: Yup, I found a case of it in the first turn.
This still isn't fixed, though.
Couldn't find it in the first turn, so I just added +1 enemy to the count
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ATHATH

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2016, 01:42:39 pm »

"[2] You join the enemy team, but fail to summon trogdor
+1 enemies"
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

Yoink

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2016, 01:57:44 pm »

This still isn't fixed, though.
((You're lucky the GM is so nice. If this were my game I would have removed your character's legs or worse by now for attempting to increase the GM workload. :P)) 

Read a book on guerilla warfare. Hand out copies to my students, too!
Brainstorm ways to put our HUGE MUSCLES and KICK-BOXING SKILLS to use effectively in this situation. Maybe a night raid?
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2016, 02:05:02 pm »

Sell crack to the enemy, get them all hooked on ma drugs.
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S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2016, 02:06:51 pm »

"[2] You join the enemy team, but fail to summon trogdor
+1 enemies"
OH ok. I completely overlooked that. I'll subtract one from town then.

This still isn't fixed, though.
((You're lucky the GM is so nice. If this were my game I would have removed your character's legs or worse by now for attempting to increase the GM workload. :P)) 


It really isn't any trouble, I welcome tips and corrections.
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