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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #285 on: January 01, 2017, 08:01:19 pm »

We could take one of them '0% interest if paid back in 30 days' loan
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #286 on: January 01, 2017, 08:54:31 pm »

Step 1: Acquire the schematics of the transport.
Step 2: Construct a socket that the drone can enter and act as a controller for a larger vehicle.
Step 3: Construct a programmable arm and map it to the schematics of the transport.
Step 4: construct a combination thermite-lance+pressurised-barb+welder to secure an attachment to a sturdy, possibly armoured surface.
Step 5: construct scaled-up remote control parts sufficient for a remote-control car the size of the transport.
Step 6: Program the arm to, when deployed by a pneumatic launcher, attach to the top of the transport and modify the cargo section into a remote control car and then use thermite to sever the connections between the transport's cargo section and its remaining chassis.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: profit.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #287 on: January 01, 2017, 09:09:47 pm »

Such lawless folks...resorting the thievery? Also, is it likely that this truck carrying precious cargo will only have a driver, and no guard?
If everyone is intent on doing this, find a way to send the probe virus to the security company that will be moving the art. That way, we'll be prepared for guards, and might even get specifications of the vehicle they will be driving.

In other stuff, begin to work out the logistics of contacting one of the smaller energy companies again. We can tell them that the hydrogen fuel cell could push them to the top of the industry in this half of the country. In order to avoid having them hang up on us, use our university contact as proof that we aren't a stark raving lunatic (whether or not we actually are), and to help with the business side of things.
What's our scientist's name?
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #288 on: January 02, 2017, 04:05:51 pm »

You end up purchasing 10 ml Iron Oxide and 10 ml Aluminum Powder for $40, and successfully manage creating 10 ml Thermite from this.
How does this work? Did we just dump out five grams of aluminum and iron oxide?

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #289 on: January 02, 2017, 04:16:00 pm »

Thats how it works IRL, now all we need is a magnesium sparkler to light the stuff.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #290 on: January 02, 2017, 05:22:56 pm »

Thats how it works IRL, now all we need is a magnesium sparkler to light the stuff.
Well that's inefficient. We should fix that.

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #291 on: January 02, 2017, 07:10:21 pm »

Thats how it works IRL, now all we need is a magnesium sparkler to light the stuff.
Well technically, we'd actually need a 3 to 2 ratio of Iron Oxide to aluminum powder...
Also, these places are selling powder in ml to try to confuse us and make us think they aren't overcharging...
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And by God, was she going to use it.

"But deceleration is for pansies. We're headed for the stars. Bye, Burnsie. Bye, Mission Control. Bye, Sol. See you at heat death" -Blindsight

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #292 on: January 02, 2017, 08:04:44 pm »

Thats how it works IRL, now all we need is a magnesium sparkler to light the stuff.
Well technically, we'd actually need a 3 to 2 ratio of Iron Oxide to aluminum powder...
Also, these places are selling powder in ml to try to confuse us and make us think they aren't overcharging...

I'm really more curious as to how we lost half the mass.

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #293 on: January 02, 2017, 08:20:39 pm »

Had a bit of trouble interpreting the actions for this update - it'd be great if you could bold the actual actions so I know what to do and what's just brainstorming. Also, I'd never make any mistakes in chemistry! Never! I don't know what you're talking about.

November 1st, 2016

Today is a day filled with activity. Aware of your quickly-approaching deadline, you decide to find some way to delay the date as well as deciding to send a probe virus to the security company. The security company part is easy, since you have their contact information from the earlier probe virus. A quick email is sent, and from there on it's just waiting for the virus to send back its findings. Hopefully they'll read the email and you'll get back the information sometime tomorrow.

Now it's time to work on another virus. Kind of. Delaying the shipment is a fairly hefty task. You briefly consider minor sabotage, but decide that some social engineering is the best option for now. You would normally work on a separate virus, but you decide that uploading some code to the existing Center of Art probe virus via email is the best option. Basically, the idea is that you'll be able to change the Probe Virus just enough to write some emails for you this one time. That's the easy part and is quickly prepared. Now to write the emails.

You write two emails. One to the person managing the shipment at the Center of Art, looking like it's from the security firm. This email will describe a problem with internal logistics at the firm and that the shipment will be delayed until November 4th. Another email to the security firm from the museum's own email, asking for a delay until the 4th; this should work considering the firm listed the 4th as another option in case the museum wanted to delay, which you saw through the Probe Virus.
Mere minutes after sending, your Probe Virus reports the findings. It looks like both parties bought it and the shipment is delayed until November 4th. It's still very soon, but now you have more time.


The next step in your master plan for today is improving the Microwave Area Jammer. The plans are to just make it more effective in just about every department - it should be more portable, should have a better charge via the MK4 Energ-E cell, and it should have a bigger effect radius.
It all goes according to plan and now you have the Wireless Jamming Device. Instead of being pointed at any one location, it simply jams all wireless communications within a 60 meter radius around the device. Powering it was an issue considering portability, since even though the MK4 is overkill for devices such as this one, it still has to be fully incorporated into the design. So in the end you decide to go with a backpack-type shape. The device is now shaped like exactly that - a backpack - and goes around your back. It can be operated from there quite easily and can be transported easily, but it isn't exactly subtle. The MK4 fuel cell residing inside has enough juice for 20 pulses. You spent 1x Scrap Metal and 1x Electronic improving the device.
You've decided to just straight-out replace the MAJ's entry in your data terminal with the WJD, since space is not free.


You move you attention to the scorpions. Instead of the usual selling you do with the venom, you decide to keep it today for experimenting purposes. You want to dilute it just enough so that it'll knock someone out. This is tricky to do with scorpion venom, but you're a genius independent scientist. It's easy for someone such as yourself! Time to get to work doing chemistry science!
And just as  you predicted, the results came out great. The new 10 ml Knockout Venom which cost $20 to make from the 2 ml of scorpion venom you got today. After testing it on some unfortunate street animals, you're confident of the results. With some extrapolation, you determine that once inside a human being's body, 1 ml can knock them out within seconds. They should wake up in an hour or two. Though unfortunately for you, it appears to have a 3-day expiration date.


Also today you called one of the smaller energy companies again. But even with your new contact and persuasive tactics, they don't seem to take you seriously. They don't hang up laughing, at least. But instead they just said dismissively "We will contact you later."
You don't think that's going to happen, but they may be malleable to further attempts.


You spent a large amount of time today brainstorming, but most of your ideas and possible grand plans couldn't be decided on by yourself. You couldn't seem to get yourself to commit to any one plan and some of the smaller ideas were too conceptual to act on today, but there's always tomorrow to cement today's plans!

But before you went to bed, you considered a question. Your name.
Well, you have one. It's not really important but you can recall it if you so wish.


A Probe Virus at the Center of Art's contracted security firm should report its findings tomorrow.
A truck delivering $10,000 worth of art is scheduled to arrive at the Center of Art on Nov. 4th.
You got $36 today working at your part-time job.
You harvested 2 ml of venom, but instead of turning it into lasting venom and selling it for $60, you kept it for experimenting purposes.

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #294 on: January 02, 2017, 08:32:54 pm »

We need more storage space. A floppy drive would be the easiest to attach, and free to acquire at a junk sale. We could just get a usb stick and stick it in.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #295 on: January 02, 2017, 08:47:03 pm »

Our name was Joseph B. Tesla, And we should always remember what our Great Inventive ancestor did for the world.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #296 on: January 02, 2017, 09:11:31 pm »

Do some more extensive research into what our various I.D.'s let us do.
I think we couldn't get into any military compounds, but it would be nice to know what they can do...
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #297 on: January 02, 2017, 09:40:54 pm »

It sounds like if we want to get anywhere with shilling our Energ-E Battery we're going to have to just bring it in person and impress the secretary or whatever to get them to bump us upstairs. Maybe driving in on our buggy powered by one would do it, but we'd better bring in one of the drones too just to be safe.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #298 on: January 02, 2017, 09:53:48 pm »

First things first.  Are we confident that we can successfully pull off the heist/robbery?  Once that's decidedly done, then we can look to the other stuff. 
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #299 on: January 02, 2017, 10:02:09 pm »

We could also use a disguise.
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