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Urist McVoyager

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I swear . . .
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:05:15 pm »
Holy carp!

What the elephant?

Son of a kea!

As you can guess, this is a place for us to spout off our Dwarf Fortress themed swears. I usually say Holy Carp because I know I can get away with it.

Oh! Oh! Another one. Go to the Circus!
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Fleeting Frames

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2016, 04:38:48 am »
...Does "Fun of segmentation fault" count?
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2016, 08:49:44 pm »
Only if you can explain it because my work-addled brain is going "wut?"
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2016, 09:03:54 pm »
You're playing DF...when suddenly, DF disappears. Hours of progress, gone.

Looking at DFHack's log, it says "Segmentation fault."

Isn't losing fun.
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 09:13:23 pm »
One I use at work a fair amount is when everything completely blows up, catches fire and dies while everyone runs around screaming... "Oh!  Battlefailed."
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2016, 09:19:24 pm »
A disaster just waiting to happen... 2 Cat
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2016, 12:11:34 am »
Your mother was a duplicate raw.
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2016, 02:41:45 pm »
When trying a cure that's worse than the disease: "Doomforests!"
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2016, 06:12:50 pm »
"Elf"
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Asin

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2016, 07:11:10 pm »
By Armok's holy hands...
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2016, 09:50:09 pm »
"Shaving" or "shaved."
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2016, 02:14:46 pm »
"Shaved Elf"
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Greiger

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2016, 04:37:51 pm »
"Negative Three."
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2016, 06:01:38 pm »
Your mother was a purring maggot, and your father smelled of plump helmets!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2016, 06:03:38 pm »
You rope reed!
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