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King Kitteh

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2016, 01:37:24 am »
Your mother was a Molemarian!
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peasant cretin

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2016, 02:30:39 pm »
You remind me of an elf I once knew.
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2016, 04:39:16 pm »
You stink like a kobold!

I assume small dog-lizard-people who live in caves and steal things wouldn't bathe often. And would naturally not smell pretty even if they did.
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tsuki66

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2016, 05:12:26 am »
Plum pits!
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2016, 01:53:11 pm »
"Go shave yourself!"
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2016, 04:28:51 pm »
I'm not upset by this.
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2016, 06:55:15 pm »
"Your demise will be inevitable."

Ok, not so much a curse as a threat, but still...
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peasant cretin

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2016, 09:59:27 pm »
You've got the morals of a kobold.
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2016, 10:40:32 pm »
You've got the eloquence of a kobold and the morals of a goblin.
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2016, 02:54:06 am »
You beardless coward!
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2016, 09:53:31 am »
Oh, Grime.
You have the anger-management techniques of a bronze colossus, and all the fighting power of a kobold.
May your beard explode!
May all alcohol that touches your lips turn to dust. Forgotten Beast Dust to be exact.
When one insults an elf, they might say they are like you.
The Broker took a look at you. turns out you have no worth.
The only thing that will let you mount it is a giant sponge.
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Oh, carp.
Madam, tomorrow I will still be drunk, but I'm still not as ugly as you.
Quote from: King Kitteh on September 29, 2016, 01:37:24 am
Your mother was a Molemarian!
Yeah, well your father was an elf!
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2016, 10:25:49 am »
Your mother was a fluffy wambler and your father a bronze colossus!
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pikachu17

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2016, 10:32:32 am »
Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 04, 2016, 10:25:49 am
Your mother was a fluffy wambler and your father a bronze colossus!
YOUR mother was a griffon, and your father was a mermaid!
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2016, 07:11:07 pm »
"Shaved, Sober Mer-Elf"
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2016, 08:50:46 pm »
"Were-elf"
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