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peasant cretin

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2016, 10:01:05 pm »
"True-elf"
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wierd

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2016, 10:35:08 pm »
Stump rot afflicted, kobold coddling, limp wristed tree humpers!

I don't care how much you say "it's natural!", that kind of thing is just plain gross, and I don't want to know, so stop trying to sell me on that perverted " grown wood scepter" already! If I wasn't already sure what your kind does with those, and how much you love it, I would tell you to...

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Imic

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2016, 04:17:50 am »
Armok forsaken
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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CABL

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2016, 05:13:29 am »
You spread nonsense at such armokdamn rate, that ass demons think their rate of spreading vapors is too armokdamn slow.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

Eric Blank

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2016, 12:45:56 pm »
Ok agak famthut! as in "Finger the anus of horses!"
Sadly such words as anus were ommited from the language years ago.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2016, 11:25:33 am »
That's more disappointing than a glass of water.
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Imic

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2016, 02:30:00 pm »
Quote from: EPM on October 07, 2016, 11:25:33 am
That's more disappointing than a glass of water.
Maaaaybe we're going a bit too far with these swears...
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2016, 02:58:40 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 06, 2016, 12:45:56 pm
Ok agak famthut! as in "Finger the anus of horses!"
Sadly such words as anus were ommited from the language years ago.

I miss those days.  It was quite amusing reading the engraving descriptions on the "pleasure pits" created by tentacle demons.

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peasant cretin

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2016, 07:47:34 pm »
When you live on a tree, what could you know?
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2016, 08:17:13 pm »
Not my creation, but I remember seeing in an old Reddit thread, someone described Elves as:

The slag at the top of the crucible of the Earth
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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2016, 07:48:08 am »
Water drinker!

Your dad was a night creature spouse.
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King Kitteh

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Re: I swear . . .
« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2016, 12:13:33 am »
Not even a night troll would wed you!
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