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[Maegil]

Look suspiciously at the tree. "Excuse me, would you by any chance be a banana tree?"

[RoseHeart]

Too far away.

1 mile to go...

[Maegil]

Mile? Which kind? Never mind, I can't be bothered to know; just tell me the distance in metres.

While you make the conversion (mind not to crash any space craft), we'll walk one thousand double steps and hope our legs are the right size. Do mind those land mines, though.

And monkeys.

Oh, and coconut trees, and the seaside. Was there anything else?...

[RoseHeart]

You talk to yourself, complaining about the vague directions.

But deep down you know it's worth it for her...

[Maegil]

Pah! She's not worth a drop of my effort. Best thing I did was kicking the expensive manipulative psycho bitch from hell out of my life; the second best was becoming a misogynistic philanderer and start using dating sites as women catalogues when I'm in the mood for company.

[Maegil]

All right, apparently I wasn't using the "right" kind of mile, or my double steps are slightly different, or it's the wrong phase of the moon, whatever. Bloody rubbish provincial measurement units, can't even get decimal right...
I'll keep walking until I find an interactive highlighting pixel (keeping an eye out for trouble and banana trees).

[RoseHeart]

Go troll this topic I could use the bumping.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160719.msg7185243#msg7185243