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Sosoku234

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #150 on: September 01, 2016, 07:49:53 am »
Unit Number: Su002; Platoon 3
Inventory: Helmet, Backpack, Gun, Gum
Status: Fine

"What a day... What a lovely day!!"

Charge a group of Other Guystm on the dune in front of my entrenched friend. If I have a bayonet, fix that sucker on my gun and stab at them. If not, well, just fuggin' shoot them.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #151 on: September 01, 2016, 08:08:24 am »
Unit number: Rak001, Platoon: 3
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Still Alive (Hopefully). Serious wound, minor wound (1/5)
Character Point: "Bruiser"

"Finally! Now we'll hack them dead! Onwards, to glory!"

Skillfully dispatch some of the remaining enemies in glorious melee.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #152 on: September 01, 2016, 08:53:56 am »
Unit Number: CR001, platoon 1 (I shall not be annexed into 4!)
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, chewed gum, helmet (-1 Hemostatic Powder)
Status: Serious wound (stabilized), Maimed(stabilized)

CR001 requests a grenade with which to destroy The Other Guys. If such request is granted, he charges the nest, flings his grenade, and dives back into cover.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #153 on: September 01, 2016, 09:56:59 am »
Unit number: Hat002 (platoon 5)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!

Keep pouring suppressive fire onto that defensive post.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #154 on: September 01, 2016, 10:45:33 am »
Designation: AM003 Platoon: 5
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: Maimed, 0/3 bleedout
Character points: ?

Lob the grenade at defensive point 1 and don't die.
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #155 on: September 01, 2016, 11:06:51 am »
DP
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #156 on: September 01, 2016, 11:07:32 am »

overcharge laser gun to point of explosion, use gum to pin trigger down, lob at defensive postion.

Unit number: Ner002
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
serious wound: bleed out 1/5
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #157 on: September 01, 2016, 12:30:57 pm »
Unit Number: DrM002 (platoon3)
Inventory: Gun(jammed). Gun(broked). military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive
Character Point- Psychological Warfare

Keep shootin' and "pew"tin'.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #158 on: September 01, 2016, 01:07:55 pm »
((Ocean is my name in ER IRC, which you would know if you hung out more.  :'())

Unit number: OcE001, Platoon 5
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wound (1/5)

Get a grenade, and get into throwing distance of one of the defencive positions.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #159 on: September 01, 2016, 01:25:43 pm »
Unit number: Yo001 Platoon 4 Out
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Maimed-Missing arm [stabilized]
         Seriously wounded

Fuck this, start digging a hole with my helmet to hid in.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #160 on: September 01, 2016, 02:26:06 pm »
Unit number: Bo002 Platoon: 4.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious wounds [right arm][torso]

I drop to the ground behind cover and try to stabilize my wounds.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2016, 03:24:22 pm by BorkBorkGoesTheCode »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #161 on: September 01, 2016, 02:30:23 pm »
Xan001 Platoon 3
Inventory: Gun, Backpack, Gum, Helmet
Status: Seriously Wounded, Still Alive So Still Shooting, Finally Atop The Right Dune

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB BASTARDS THINK YOU'LL TAKE THIS MEANINGLESS PATCH OF LAND FROM US?! NOT ON MY WATCH, SHRIMPDICKS! I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM!

Unjam gun! Lay down a full-auto field of death from my vantage point atop the dune!!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #162 on: September 01, 2016, 03:23:58 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on September 01, 2016, 01:07:55 pm
((Ocean is my name in ER IRC, which you would know if you hung out more.  :'())

((No it's not, you rhombus.))
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #163 on: September 01, 2016, 04:34:00 pm »
Attach self to cover, fire at any Other GuyTM without the senses to do the same.

Unit number: Zr02, platoon 5
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wounds
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #164 on: September 01, 2016, 06:19:06 pm »
Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum

Find cover.
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