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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2265 on: October 13, 2016, 05:25:41 pm »

857 AD, Midsummer

You send an envoy westwards in hopes of finding dwarves willing to travel to Luathbas and work the sky iron.

857 AD, Autumn

The envoy from Velocis Raptius have arrived, wearing a long white robe and a small scepter at his belt, clearly a sign of his office.

"The governor sends his greetings and hopes your dynasty will ever be prosperous! I'm here to propose an exchange of goods between our two nations; as we have heard, you have little of crafts to offer but a lot of raw materials, and as it happens the provinces of Lametania and Corvunia are actually in their lowest of mining output, so we would be happy to exchange them, for, say, our weapons and crafts? Surely you must've heard of our crossbows and gemstone cutlery? Such luxuries could be easily yours, dear King, and I won't even mention how happy it would make the Council!"

A) "Go forth and talk details with my trade advisor, then."
B) "Go forth and never come back, ha!"
C) "Go for- GUARDS! He is carrying a mace! ASSASSIN!!!"
« Last Edit: October 13, 2016, 05:27:47 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2266 on: October 13, 2016, 05:27:50 pm »

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« Reply #2267 on: October 13, 2016, 05:36:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2268 on: October 13, 2016, 06:40:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2269 on: October 13, 2016, 06:50:53 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2270 on: October 13, 2016, 06:54:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2271 on: October 13, 2016, 07:13:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2272 on: October 13, 2016, 07:19:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2273 on: October 13, 2016, 09:38:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2274 on: October 13, 2016, 10:06:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2275 on: October 13, 2016, 10:37:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2276 on: October 13, 2016, 10:59:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2277 on: October 14, 2016, 12:01:20 am »

c
Hee~ :P
Ok, our King isn't THAT crazy...despite now becoming a bad parent (which is making me start to go against him since our successor will have a LOAD on his [and not her :I] hands because of all this, and probably any external circumstance that makes our kingdom go *bloooosh*)

...Though looking back at everything, C does seem very much as possible as A. ._.
Although it makes more sense that he can't be assuming that bad because there's no direct threat. He's more of a reactionary King here, instead of the proactively scheming paranoid one that is the apex of our one negative trait.

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« Reply #2278 on: October 14, 2016, 01:34:01 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2279 on: October 14, 2016, 05:05:14 am »

You personally agree to the plan and have him talk details with your trade advisor.

Your trade advisor comes after the talks are finished. This treaty won't bring much in terms of wealth to Luathbas, albeit the splendid luxuries and new fancy inventions will surely help placate the moody commoners and nobles alike.

857 AD, Winter

Governor of Augas sends important news.

The civil war in Parsia have ended and Prince Suhar was the victorious one, having slain the last pretendent, Prince Kaukas, in a battle few weeks ago. Prince Suhar have ascended the throne and have made a public vow to defeat and enslave all enemies of Parsia, without specifying who the enemies are.

The governor have already moved most of the stationed men in his land towards the eastern border.

857 AD, Midwinter

Great news from the gold mines! Their manager have just sent a report in which he writes that the mines have been drained, and, while part of them are no longer accessible, the miners are already digging out additional tunnels in search of new deposits. He believes that the mines should start bringing revenue by next year.

857 AD, Late Winter

There has been riots in the northeast!

Apparently, the Sect of One gathered for a public preaching of their faith in the city of Kend, which of course brought the attention of the Pantheon priests. However, things escalated quickly and the Oneists, armed with tools and bricks, fought against a band of militant Pantheists and some city guards.

There has been forty casualties. The governors of the northeastern cities demand that the Crown brands the Sect of One as illegal.

A) Yea, they're only making things worse.
B) Naw. Also obviously it's fault of Pantheonist zealots.
C) Naw, demand that both cults work out some compromise, or else.
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