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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1605 on: September 13, 2016, 11:17:31 am »

You agree to invite the Dagovidians into Luathbas. After all, the more subjects, the better.

850 AD, Winter

After the rather unremarkable harvest and autumn pass, the Dagovidians finally arrive in Luathbas, and they are allowed to settle in the eastern region, which has many small rivers and forests, and thus should be perfect look-like for Dagovidian homeland.

Few days later, their chieftain, a tall man with blonde beard tied in twin tails, arrives with a blond girl in thick fur cloak. The man himself wears a cloak adorned with a two skulls as shoulderpads and a winged chain coif as his helmet.

"I am Agva, son of Dag, son of Ragmac. I am chieftain of the people of Dagovida, and I came to express my gratitude for letting us settle in your land, which is bountiful and fertile. I wish to give my most valuable possession, my daughter Igven, as your wife! She is thirteen and already can bear you many children!"

You explain that you're already married and the laws of your Kingdom do not allow for multiple wives at once.

"Then let her marry your eldest son! Please do not reject her, as I will feel that I made mistake by having her with my wife."

A) Politely decline the proposal, hoping that Agva won't feel offended that much.
B) Accept, this will reduce the amount of hassle when Arran legally becomes a man.
C) Excuse the chieftain and ask your wife about that sudden coughing fit of hers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1606 on: September 13, 2016, 11:18:33 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1607 on: September 13, 2016, 11:21:49 am »

B, because how can you say no to a man with such excellent shoulder pads? I mean, this could tank our son's prospects in Kiwi, but hey, he's ninth in line anyway. Not like him becoming Emperor in a decent time frame is actually realistic.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1608 on: September 13, 2016, 11:22:56 am »

C - Although I'm inclined to accept; once again, it's perfectly within our traditions...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1609 on: September 13, 2016, 11:55:04 am »

I'm not disinclined to accept I just wanna be nice to wifey and see what she has to say
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1610 on: September 13, 2016, 11:56:05 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1611 on: September 13, 2016, 12:26:17 pm »

I'm not disinclined to accept I just wanna be nice to wifey and see what she has to say

C is just an excuse to change the subject...

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1612 on: September 13, 2016, 12:31:18 pm »

C is an excuse to see what our wife has to say. Especially since our first son is in line for Kiwi and so may end up not being our king some day
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1613 on: September 13, 2016, 12:56:52 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1614 on: September 13, 2016, 04:09:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1615 on: September 13, 2016, 04:43:05 pm »

You agree to welcome the girl as your son's wife when he reaches the age of 15. She will be kept at the palace so that she can be educated in customs of the country so that no one can say that barbarian woman is the King's wife (they probably will anyways).

850 AD, End of the Year

Happiness: 3
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 5

This looks quite nice.

851 AD, Spring

You receive a letter with the seal that is reminiscent of your dead aunt's Eiri's emblem, but is slightly different.

It's from your cousin, Sela, writing in the name of her husband. She invites you to join her in a little alliance that might bring Luathbas, and of course, her little kingdom, an opportunity to grab fertile lands in 'your' north. She is willing to provide details only if you agree to put away the animosity between your and her family branches and work for common prosperity.

A) The petty kingdoms in the north aren't our concern. Reject the proposal.
B) Agree to the proposal and offer to learn the details of her plans.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1616 on: September 13, 2016, 04:53:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1617 on: September 13, 2016, 04:56:58 pm »

B, information's always a good thing, even if she is playing us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1618 on: September 13, 2016, 04:57:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1619 on: September 13, 2016, 05:02:20 pm »

B.
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