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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1485 on: September 10, 2016, 02:50:44 pm »

//Woo! 100 pages! Das an achievement for a suggestion game, yay!

You ask them if Arran can wear both crowns at once.

"Nay, sire. He can be King of Luathbas if you want, but once the throne of Kiwi is vacant, the next person in line is expected to shed away all previous titles and holdings if they wish to become Emperor of Kiwis. That is our law. Therefore I ask again; do you wish for your son Arran to be included in the line for throne of Kiwi, or nay?"

A) Nay!
B) Aye.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1486 on: September 10, 2016, 02:51:59 pm »

B. This is our chance to make the Kiwis not hate us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1487 on: September 10, 2016, 02:53:08 pm »

B) Aye.

Once our son is king he may change that law for future generations, but first we must get him there.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1488 on: September 10, 2016, 03:38:05 pm »

You tell them that your son is to be included in the succession line for throne of Kiwi.

The delegates bow and leave one by one.

847 AD, Midwinter

The taxes from Augas arrive on schedule.

847 AD, End of the Year

Once again you are allowed to peruse Scrolls of Kingdom Status, updated and at proper time of the year.

Happiness: 4
Population: 3
Economy: 5
Army: 2

Once you're done, the advisor mentions the obvious.

"Sire, the Army is still in shambles despite recruitment of mercenaries. Mayhaps we draft peasants into the Army this year? The festivals, and the end of the Plague did calm the populace down, and whilst balancing on mediocrity shouldn't please anybody, we can do that."

A) Yes, draft it is!
B) Draft and mercenaries!
C) Nay, we can postpone this for a year.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1489 on: September 10, 2016, 03:41:25 pm »

B. Just in case we have to back our claim on the Kiwi crown by force of arms.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1490 on: September 10, 2016, 03:49:37 pm »

B. Though holy shit we have a dynasty member in control of the kiwi empire. That's gonna be some serious firepower backing us up if any trouble brews from the south.

We need more elves though :V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1491 on: September 10, 2016, 04:03:10 pm »

B, think be best if we lost our kingdom to kiwi if our son becomes ruler so we have more land under one ruler.
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« Reply #1492 on: September 10, 2016, 04:04:20 pm »

We need more elves though :V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1493 on: September 10, 2016, 04:05:26 pm »

B

Our dynasty will sit on the Kiwi throne forever!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1494 on: September 10, 2016, 04:08:15 pm »

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« Reply #1495 on: September 10, 2016, 06:16:05 pm »

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« Reply #1496 on: September 11, 2016, 07:19:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1497 on: September 11, 2016, 09:11:40 am »

You order both a draft and mercenaries.

848 AD, Spring

Your wife gives birth! Your third son is named 'Llewyn' by her.

848 AD, Summer

While fixing some old framework in the basements of your palace, the craftsmen found a hidden stash! There were boxes of clothes and some copper jewellry, and also a large green gemstone. Copper wasn't used for royal jewellery for over five centuries, and the palatial priest determined that the stash wasn't cursed or anything like that.

This treasure stash must've been hidden by some king from 3rd century or so, and then promptly forgotten by everyone.

The Master of Treasury asks you if you have anything on mind about the gemstone.

A) Just add it to our treasury.
B) Commission a craftsmaster to fashion it into a trinket for your beloved wife.
C) Send for dwarves to enchant it into an artifact, as gemstomes (the larger, the better) are best conduits for magic - at least, that's what the folk tales say.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1498 on: September 11, 2016, 09:17:05 am »

A. We need money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1499 on: September 11, 2016, 09:22:17 am »

B. Nothing like celebrating the birth of our kids with a nice trinket for the missus.
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