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Tigra
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4545 on: January 15, 2017, 04:54:52 pm »

Yikes.

On the one hand, hooray for Luathbas having an administrative rather than feudal government. That makes it much easier for the monarch to rule the nation, without feudal vassals constantly demanding this that or the other. We should try to maintain this system, rather than slipping backwards into feudalism.
On the other hand, this Governor already has a lot of power. The ideal solution to this problem would be to not grant him the title he desires, whilst also finding some reason to reduce his power. Unfortunately that is not an option, so we face the problem that if we don't grant him the title he deserves, he can mess with us. The trade revenues might mysteriously decrease, for example.

So, uh, I dunno. Both options seem bad. If we grant this title, other governors might come looking for theirs, weakening our control over the nation; whereas if we don't, the worst case scenario is a civil war with Augas.
You know, I think I prefer the civil war option. We would probably win, and it would give us an excuse to reduce the power of the governor (or rather, his successor). There would be losses, obviously, but at the moment I think we can handle them.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4546 on: January 15, 2017, 05:00:57 pm »

A.

No man nor woman should have such power.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4547 on: January 15, 2017, 05:01:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4548 on: January 15, 2017, 05:20:03 pm »

You announce that while the merits of the Governor of Augas are many and formidable, you cannot let a single man be both a governor and a nobleman.

The envoy turns around and leaves, amidst snickering and hushed giggling of some of the courtiers.

882 AD, Mid-Autumn

You receive a report that King Beren's army suffered a thorough beating at a battle with the Ramo at the early days of Autumn, but now it seems the Kiwis regrouped and will try to push again.

882 AD, Late Autumn

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You hear rumors that Governor of Augas openly and publicly bemoaned that deeds of his family were tossed away as if they were insignificant scraps on the dinner plate of history.

Or something like that. He didn't go further with his dissatisfaction, however.

Also, the young Sela, your niece and wife of King Beren of Kiwi, gave birth to his second child! A healthy boy she named Eitwelf - future heir to the throne of Kiwi.

882 AD, Winter

The Spymaster tips his hat, showing himself from the shadow of the corridor that you just passed by. What's with the creepy entrances, honestly...

"My Queen, an urgent report for you?"

"I'm listening."

"My Queen, I am afraid to inform you that, despite best efforts of your family, the Sect of One continues to fester under the skin of Luathbas like a badly healed wound. While no important personas seem to support the Sect or belong to it on the side, my agents' compiled numbers put the Sect atfive thousand members, at least."

"Anything you propose we do?" The Spymaster nods and tells you about few options. You decide to...

A) Do nothing, as clearly the Sect won't get eradicated - so why continue to try?
B) Send a letter to the Archpriest, telling him of the situation and allowing him to deal with the Sect with his loyal zealots.
C) Send your agents to some leaders of promiment Sectarian gatherings to make them 'disappear'.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4549 on: January 15, 2017, 05:22:14 pm »

The Archpriest might be mad that we're not doing anything, but we can always help him out if he actually asks. B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4550 on: January 15, 2017, 05:47:28 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4551 on: January 15, 2017, 06:04:38 pm »

C Think we should go intrigue route here.
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« Reply #4552 on: January 15, 2017, 06:05:45 pm »

C, it's better that we don't publicly persecute the religion. Everyone knows what happened when the Romans tried that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4553 on: January 15, 2017, 06:06:33 pm »

Hm.

B, but no murder.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4554 on: January 15, 2017, 06:22:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4555 on: January 15, 2017, 07:01:09 pm »

B. Delegate the issue.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4556 on: January 15, 2017, 07:03:45 pm »

B Internal religious wars never hurt anyone.  At least no more then a friggin hydra and we decided to feed our last king to one.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4558 on: January 15, 2017, 07:36:00 pm »

B. Delegate the issue.
This.

B; Hopefully the Sect aren't Damdamians under a new name >_<
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4559 on: January 15, 2017, 07:50:47 pm »

B, but no murder.

Lol. "Here's a list of people to murder. But don't murder any of them!"

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Whatever.
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