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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231592 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2115 on: October 04, 2016, 06:00:34 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2116 on: October 04, 2016, 06:12:03 am »

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Well...our Tactician Endurance King is also not the shrewdest of individuals (although he's very reasonable in private affairs) so...A

The funniest of options.
Make it a few days because you forgot something, like the advisor's important scrolls and the ones you got were misplaced. Or something easy to reason out (which actually happens)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2117 on: October 04, 2016, 07:33:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2118 on: October 04, 2016, 07:34:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2119 on: October 04, 2016, 07:36:27 am »

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Clearly we should have just made dryad children and put one of them on the throne.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2120 on: October 04, 2016, 07:49:00 am »

A "Oh shit I forgot my left gauntlet last time I went to Cantati...better go get it...."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2121 on: October 04, 2016, 08:17:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2122 on: October 04, 2016, 09:16:05 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2123 on: October 04, 2016, 11:00:00 am »

You declare your intent to inspect the southern borderlands in the next two weeks, incognito. After all, they're close to the Damdamian-controlled Lametania, so it always should be in top notch condition.

That's what you say to the advisors and then leave.

You spend the next week loitering in the south, visiting some noblemen and then, after only a week have passed, you suddenly return to the palace, catching everyone off guard.

Especially your wife and her cousin.

You find the two having a dinner in one of the guest halls.

"My dear husband!" Your wife stares at you, not entirely amused, but not exactly surprised either. "This is Lord Agwendyn, my cousin from my father's side."

A) Tell her to stuff it with the pleasantries and admit that she is sleeping with him behind your back.
B) Drag her out and publicly accuse her of cheating on you.
C) Dismiss her and sit down with Agwendyn for a very manly, very thorough, little chat.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2124 on: October 04, 2016, 11:03:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2125 on: October 04, 2016, 11:09:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2126 on: October 04, 2016, 11:11:38 am »

D:Ask Agwendyn for a moment alone and talk with your wife, privately.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2128 on: October 04, 2016, 11:27:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2129 on: October 04, 2016, 11:41:57 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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