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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231582 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2100 on: October 04, 2016, 03:53:05 am »

You accept the trade offer and express hope that one day you can become fast friends. The fat man bows and speaks for a while, his translator doing his work:

"My master is very pleased by your words and shall at once go to work out details with your advisors, and after that we shall return to our homeland and tell the Emperor, blessed be his hallowed name, that we again have friends in the West." They promptly set out to work with your trade advisor.

855 AD, Winter

Terrible report comes from the gold mines; the workers digging out an extension of deeper tunnels have hit an underground aquifer and most of the tunnels were subsequently flooded. The manager of the mines estimates that it will take about two to four years, if not more to drain the mines and block the aquifer.

A) Write a letter in which you wish him good luck.
B) Send him resources and lots of money from Treasury so that he can hire more workers, get more equipment and restore the mines faster.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2101 on: October 04, 2016, 04:01:43 am »

B.
Prioritize our own resource processes because they're vital for our long-term run.
...Add in A as an ending note after B. :P
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2102 on: October 04, 2016, 04:02:23 am »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2103 on: October 04, 2016, 04:03:04 am »

B

We need that gold mine.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2104 on: October 04, 2016, 04:28:52 am »

You have the advisor send money and materiel to the mines to hasten their restoration.

855 AD, Midwinter

Your wife gives birth to another child! It's a boy, whom she names 'Feodh'.

855 AD, Late Winter

You sip some wine while deep in thoughts during one afternoon when heavy snowstorm ravages the surroundings.

Feodh is a second child that was possibly conceived when you were away. Sure, you were on the trip to the Dark Forest for no longer than ten days, so this could be a pure coincidence, but first Halgan, now Feodh...

A) Get a stronger drink to wash the paranoia away.
B) Publicly accuse your wife of adultery and demand that she explains herself.
C) Have one of her personal maids interrogated.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2105 on: October 04, 2016, 04:35:40 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2106 on: October 04, 2016, 04:40:32 am »

C

Royal drama hoh!
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piratejoe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2107 on: October 04, 2016, 05:05:26 am »

A Because getting shit faced is much more funny and can lead to just as much drama as starting the witch hunt once again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2108 on: October 04, 2016, 05:11:35 am »

C

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2109 on: October 04, 2016, 05:31:44 am »

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*munches popcorn*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2110 on: October 04, 2016, 05:42:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2111 on: October 04, 2016, 05:54:00 am »

You order one of her personal maids interrogated.

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Under threat of torture, she easily spills her beans: her Lady, Queen Raellia, has been meeting with her cousin Agwendyn every time you were away and she often writes letters addressed to him which are then sent to him via one of the squires or stableboys rather than royal couriers but she swears to all gods of the Pantheon that she does not know what the meetings are about or what they write to each other in those letters

Extremely suspicious, you let the maid go and tell her that she is not to talk about this with your wife. Or else.

You then brood in your study, and decide to...

A) Organize a trip to the southern cities that will take about two weeks but you will return, say, week earlier due to pressing concerns.
B) Publicly accuse your wife of adultery and demand that she explains herself.
C) Ask Raellia face-to-face, in private.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2112 on: October 04, 2016, 05:56:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2113 on: October 04, 2016, 05:58:03 am »

A, the funniest of options.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2114 on: October 04, 2016, 05:59:03 am »

A

Potentially no risk and may uncover the dubious 'reward' of being right.
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