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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2016, 08:28:55 pm »

Find a random human. Tackle that human repeatedly until that human faints.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2016, 07:13:01 am »

Find a trainer(preferably ash). Repeatedly Tackle the trainer until the trainer faints, then free all the Pokemon the trainer has enslaved and start a Pokemon army. Let's call it Team Plasma or something like that.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2016, 06:26:32 am »

Find a trainer(preferably ash). Repeatedly Tackle the trainer until the trainer faints, then free all the Pokemon the trainer has enslaved and start a Pokemon army. Let's call it Team Plasma or something like that.

Yes, I like this plan! Pokemon army!
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2016, 06:44:25 am »

((Now if only we had a companion so we could call this the Pidgy and the Bird-brain))
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2016, 11:26:02 pm »

Un-roost so as to overflow in the other direction and return to full health.
2:You unroost, but you are unable to reverse-overflow your health bar. All you manage to do is scrape yourself on some branches, injuring yourself even more.

Poop on the smelly rattatas for eating our kill. It's a Pidgey-eat-Pidgey world out there.
5: You land a poop missile straight into the Rattata's eyes, blinding it and causing it to slash wildly around it, injuring other Rattatas. The resulting brawl leaves several Rattata's dead or dying, the perfect meal to replenish your health, and make you stronger. LEVEL UP!

Find a spearow and beat it with it's own health bar
5: You find a whole flock of spearows chasing a human and a pikachu. You head for the one closest to you and look it in the eye, causing small circular platforms to appear underneath you both and weird bars of numbers to appear over your heads. While the Spearow was distracted, you grab the bar in your beak and whack it repeatedly with it. It faints and collapses to the ground, where the pikachu's thunderbolt fries it into a pile of black ashes.

Find a random human. Tackle that human repeatedly until that human faints.
4: The human you saw earlier was lying on the ground with its pikachu almost fainted beside it. What kind of cruel human would dare force his pokemon to slave so hard for his own amusement. You will not tolerate it. Right as the human gets up, you tackle it to the ground again. The Pikachu looks concerned, no doubt it had been brainwashed already, (you heard being trapped in a pokeball does that to you.) You continue tackling until the human falls unconcious, and the Pikachu dies of exhaustion.


then free all the Pokemon the trainer has enslaved and start a Pokemon army. Let's call it Team Plasma or something like that.
3: Unfortunately, the Pikachu was the only pokemon the human owned, and it just died. It would be cool to make a team of only pokemon, but maybe for the future.

Fly to the nearest Poke-Mart. Steal some Pokeballs.
1: You fly onwards towards a town, and enter the poke-mart to wreak havok. You spot the pokeballs and plan to catch the humans in them. However, another human, one wearing a blue sweater with spiky brown hair sees you, grabs a pokeball from the shelf, and throws it at you. You feel the pressure as the ball presses you from all sides. Your worst nightmare was coming true. You feel terrible, but then, you start to feel better. The pokeball was so comfortable and homely, you were completely safe here... NO! You are stronger than this. You will NOT be brainwashed. You must escape.


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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2016, 03:58:40 pm »

Escape by squawking I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2016, 08:23:01 pm »

Turn back the hands of time to before you got captured and try to save the Pikachu's life. Recruit it into your Pokemon army.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #52 on: August 23, 2016, 08:28:07 pm »

Turn back the hands of time to before you got captured and try to save the Pikachu's life. Recruit it into your Pokemon army.

It is dead.

We just knocked out Ash and as a result killed the Pikachu.

Break out of the pokeball.

If this fails, then break out the pokeball.

Repeat.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #53 on: August 23, 2016, 08:37:22 pm »

Play dead for a few seconds before suddenly breaking free, so as to cause our captor as much frustration as possible.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #54 on: August 23, 2016, 08:38:10 pm »

Find and attack the pokeball's seam.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Nuclear Diglett
« Reply #55 on: August 23, 2016, 11:20:05 pm »

Escape by squawking I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
2: You squawk, "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" As loud as you can. The ball doesn't budge. In fact, you don't think anybody outside even heard you squawk. They probably heard something like this.

Turn back the hands of time to before you got captured and try to save the Pikachu's life. Recruit it into your Pokemon army.
2: You concentrate, but warping time does not seem to be a possibility.

Break out of the pokeball.
If this fails, then break out the pokeball.

Repeat.

3: You thrash around, causing the whole pokeball to wiggle side-to-side twice. The ball shuddered, but still stayed closed. You retrieve one of the pokeballs you grabbed earlier, but you can't throw it in this cramped space.

Find and attack the pokeball's seam.
4: You wriggle yourself around such that your beak was at the seam of the pokeball. There was a small gap where your thrashing weakened the ball. You scratch and peck as hard as you can in the limited space. The seam opens wider, such that you can see the giant figure of the blue-sweatered human watching intently. But you run out of energy right before the ball breaks.

Play dead for a few seconds before suddenly breaking free, so as to cause our captor as much frustration as possible.
5: You relax, regaining your energy as the ball starts to close again, and small clamps begin reaching to forever seal you inside the ball. But right before they touch each other, you use the last of your strength to force the lid of the ball open. Immediately, you expand again to your real size, the pokeball launching around the shop. The human looks frustrated beyond belief. He reaches for another poke ball, but is distracted by another human, the one with the red hat, running down the road crying. The blue-sweater human ignores you and walks outside to taunt the human.

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« Reply #56 on: August 23, 2016, 11:24:42 pm »

Steal an item and escape.
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Accidentally killed Ash's Pikachu
« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2016, 11:43:24 pm »

No, karma time! Capture the blue-sweatered human!
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Accidentally killed Ash's Pikachu
« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2016, 09:13:31 am »

Call the police Brainwashing Pokeballs are illegal
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Re: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Accidentally killed Ash's Pikachu
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2016, 02:25:48 pm »

No, karma time! Capture the blue-sweatered human!
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