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Author Topic: You Are A Metroid!  (Read 58775 times)

somemildmanneredidiot

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #495 on: August 27, 2016, 01:02:45 pm »
I-

I leave for a few hours and we've done something I would have considered impossible. Bravo.

So what is our goal now? Presuming we become Samus's hat, what do we intend to do then?
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"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

vishdafish

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #496 on: August 27, 2016, 01:04:55 pm »
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #497 on: August 27, 2016, 01:06:26 pm »
Quote from: somemildmanneredidiot on August 27, 2016, 01:02:45 pm
I-

I leave for a few hours and we've done something I would have considered impossible. Bravo.

So what is our goal now? Presuming we become Samus's hat, what do we intend to do then?
Absorb her suit upgrades and become a dark samus/ing hybrid.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

vkiNm

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« Reply #498 on: August 27, 2016, 01:11:56 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:06:26 pm
Quote from: somemildmanneredidiot on August 27, 2016, 01:02:45 pm
I-

I leave for a few hours and we've done something I would have considered impossible. Bravo.

So what is our goal now? Presuming we become Samus's hat, what do we intend to do then?
Absorb her suit upgrades and become a dark samus/ing hybrid.
Aye. It's a lot easier if she let us attach ourselves to her head willingly.

Impossible as it may be, it's more possible than actually winning a fight against Samus-motherfucking-Aran.
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #499 on: August 27, 2016, 01:23:44 pm »
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #500 on: August 27, 2016, 01:26:21 pm »
Burble unhappily, then try again with the puppy dog eyes.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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« Reply #501 on: August 27, 2016, 01:27:52 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:26:21 pm
Burble unhappily, then try again with the puppy dog eyes.
14+5=19
she consents to let you go on her shoulder as a sort of weird parrot thing.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #502 on: August 27, 2016, 01:29:12 pm »
Do so, then immediately go for the head and begin draining full-throttle.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

vkiNm

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« Reply #503 on: August 27, 2016, 01:34:43 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:29:12 pm
Do so, then immediately go for the head and begin draining full-throttle.
Not sure if want to +1 because a bad roll will probably fuck us up.

But ah well, we lived a good life. +1 ho!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #504 on: August 27, 2016, 01:38:08 pm »
Quote from: vkiNm on August 27, 2016, 01:34:43 pm
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:29:12 pm
Do so, then immediately go for the head and begin draining full-throttle.
Not sure if want to +1 because a bad roll will probably fuck us up.

But ah well, we lived a good life. +1 ho!
I would like to preface this by saying HOLY SHIT!

20+5+2=27
you attach yourself to the armor and begin draining energy like you've never drained before!
Samus is considerably weakened, but not dead yet.

Your status: Healthy
Your evolutionary stage: hopping metroid(ing larva assimilated)
phazon exposure: 10
Your energy absorbed: 42
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #505 on: August 27, 2016, 01:40:48 pm »
Continue consuming. Hum happily while doing so.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

vkiNm

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« Reply #506 on: August 27, 2016, 01:43:42 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:40:48 pm
Continue consuming. Hum happily while doing so.
+1 Let it be known that the most badass hunter of all the Galaxy are defeated not by Eldritch horror that should not be, but it was Cutie that killed the beast.
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #507 on: August 27, 2016, 01:45:42 pm »
Quote from: vkiNm on August 27, 2016, 01:43:42 pm
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 27, 2016, 01:40:48 pm
Continue consuming. Hum happily while doing so.
+1 Let it be known that the most badass hunter of all the Galaxy are defeated not by Eldritch horror that should not be, but it was Cutie that killed the beast.
2+5=7
you fail to absorb more

16+5=21 VS. 3+4=7

samus is unable to bring her weaponry to bear.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

vishdafish

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #508 on: August 27, 2016, 01:46:51 pm »
Absorrbbb moreee
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vkiNm

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« Reply #509 on: August 27, 2016, 01:47:27 pm »
Also say "I love you." in the most deceptively happy tune while we suck the living life force out of her.
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.
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