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Author Topic: You Are A Metroid!  (Read 60706 times)

vkiNm

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #90 on: August 09, 2016, 02:12:39 pm »
Did she arrive where we are? if so then have the Pirate attempt to say that we are peaceful Phaz-loving beings!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #91 on: August 09, 2016, 02:15:44 pm »
Quote from: vkiNm on August 09, 2016, 02:12:39 pm
Did she arrive where we are? if so then have the Pirate attempt to say that we are peaceful Phaz-loving beings!
She Did indeed arrive where you are!
3+3=6
she hates metroids, space pirates, phazon, and Ridley.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #92 on: August 09, 2016, 02:21:19 pm »
Advise our new Pirate friends to evacuate the planet immediately. We will live to find Phaz another day!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #93 on: August 09, 2016, 02:24:26 pm »
Quote from: vkiNm on August 09, 2016, 02:21:19 pm
Advise our new Pirate friends to evacuate the planet immediately. We will live to find Phaz another day!
12+3+5(common sense)=20
your pirate friends begin to flee with you in tow.

15-7=8
samus fires wildly, killing 2 pirates.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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« Reply #94 on: August 09, 2016, 02:25:29 pm »
Flee faster.
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"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #95 on: August 09, 2016, 02:38:53 pm »
Flee faster from this mass shooting from a gun-trotting maniac!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #96 on: August 09, 2016, 02:39:02 pm »
Quote from: somemildmanneredidiot on August 09, 2016, 02:25:29 pm
Flee faster.
3+3=6
you see a pretty butterfly, and slow down to watch it.
11-7=3
samus kills 5 more pirates, and freezes you!

status:
Your status: lightly wounded (frozen)
Your evolutionary stage:metroid
Your energy absorbed: 7
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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« Reply #97 on: August 09, 2016, 02:40:58 pm »
oshit, vibrate rapidly to Thaw ourself out and flee for our very lives! still attached on our new pirate friend of course, his friends shall take us to safety!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #98 on: August 09, 2016, 02:48:23 pm »
Quote from: vkiNm on August 09, 2016, 02:40:58 pm
oshit, vibrate rapidly to Thaw ourself out and flee for our very lives! still attached on our new pirate friend of course, his friends shall take us to safety!
16+3= 19
you vibrate rapidly enough to thaw yourself and flee, your nearly to the space pirates' ships

1-7=-6 :o
samus goes into a super-powered killing spree, killing 10 space pirates, freezing you, and unloading 3 missiles into your frozen form.

status:
Your status: Very Heavily Damaged (frozen)
Your evolutionary stage:metroid
Your energy absorbed: 7
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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« Reply #99 on: August 09, 2016, 02:50:03 pm »
Well, we're screwed. Absorb our pirate buddy's life force and hope it's enough to evolve into a for to GTFO.
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"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

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« Reply #100 on: August 09, 2016, 02:54:44 pm »
Are you cray? we need legs to reach the space pirate's ship faster! it's just right over there! we can think about not dying after we've fled. There is no way we can regenerate faster than Samus can kill us, so our best bet is to thaw ourself out and run to safety, praying to Metroid gods for the best and hope that RNGesus will show us mercy.
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #101 on: August 09, 2016, 02:55:19 pm »
Quote from: somemildmanneredidiot on August 09, 2016, 02:50:03 pm
Well, we're screwed. Absorb our pirate buddy's life force and hope it's enough to evolve into a for to GTFO.
20+3=23 :o
you absorb some life force, witch heals you and frees you, And your pirate buddy survives, and you speed up and get into the spaceship.
11-7=4
samus fires wildly, but the ship your in is undamaged.


you are both so lucky, and unlucky, at the same time!
status:
Your status: Healthy
Your evolutionary stage:metroid
Your energy absorbed: 10
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

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« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2016, 03:01:02 pm »
Apologize to our pirate friend for nibbling on his life a bit to keep us alive, but hey! we both made it out of that mass shooting and away from the gun-trotting maniac! our quest for Phaz can continue.
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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« Reply #103 on: August 09, 2016, 03:07:42 pm »
So what I'm hearing is that we lucked out. Time to GTFO
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"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #104 on: August 09, 2016, 03:09:08 pm »
Praise be the merciful RNGesus!
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Quote from: Insanegame27 on October 01, 2016, 07:14:53 am
Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.
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