This is all sort of one big group turn, so just read everything instead of only what's below your quoted message.
"Could you please not attack me while we escape the zombie apocalypse, goddamit?
Bubbles, Chineese man, get out of the way or lay as flat on the ground as you can, I'm gonna run my cart down the stairway! Other guy, Get that chainsaw rev'd and ready to cut some flesh!"
Start driving down the stairs to save the others and clear a path through the zombie apocalypse. Try not to get stabbed/bashed by the berserk telepath.
Gary floors it. The golf cart's electric motor whirrs to life powerfully as it speeds down the hallway!
Finish him!!! Bring my baseball bat down on his head, hard, using telekinesis to speed up my blow.
Walter rears back and brings ??? bat up in an overhead swing as the golf cart barrels down on ???, [2] narrowly missing John's head and instead putting a dent in the seat back behind him.
"Fuck off asshole!"
Tie, then Throw a noose over that asshole's head.
[4] John frantically ties a noose of 550 cord and lassos Walter around the neck. The golf cart drives on and [5] Walter smoothly dodges out of the way, flattening ???self against the wall and avoiding being crushed beneath the terrible wheels of this apocalyptic chariot.
Edgar sort of watches in confusion as the noose is pulled tight and [2] Walter is yanked from ??? feet and dragged behind the cart as it barrels down the hallway.
Using your acrobatics skill, slide on the banister, jumping off and smashing the pale woman with your sand wedge as you arrive sufficiently near to do that.
The cart crashes through the stairwell doors just in time to see Bubbles take a hard swing at the zombie looming over Jie, [5]vs[6] connecting with her head so hard that the aluminum shaft of the club bends and wraps around her skull.
[Bubbles earned +1 zombie point!]She stops, injured and stunned, [2-1] a split second before being splattered against the wall by the overladen golf cart slamming hard into her.
[Gary earned +3 zombie points!][3] Walter is dragged down the stairs, and becomes
battered and bruised.[4] Lying perfectly still, Jie manages to pass between the wheels of the cart unharmed. He crawls out and hops to his feet just in time to see two more of the undead shamble up the next flight of stairs from below, [5]vs[4] and for Edgar to swing his chainsaw in a sweeping arc, messily severing an arm from the closest one.
[Edgar earned +1 zombie point!]The golf cart is now on a tiny landing between two sets of stairs. Walter is sprawled on the upper flight of stairs with a noose around ??? neck, Bubbles is perched on the balustrade, Jie is standing near the cart, Gary is driving, John is in the front passenger's seat, and Edgar is leaning out of the back and screaming while frantically swinging a chainsaw.
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Topic: Zombie Survival RTD: Turn 4: 6/6 (Read 8354 times)