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[Nidilap]

You are Orc

You in biggest Orc Horde

You North in Mountains

Roll to WAAAAGH!!!

[Yoink]

GET DAKKA

[Xvareon]

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

[Playergamer]

GET DAKKA

CHOPPA DIS "ORK." WE ORCS!

[Ardent Debater]

I GO AN' CRUMP DA' ORC IN CHARGE IN FRONT A' ALL 'IS ORCS 'AN' TAKE ALL 'A HIS SHINIES! DEN I'LL BE IN CHARGE, JUST COS' I BEAT 'IM, FAIR 'N SQUARE!

[AkumaKasai]

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

KRUMP DIS GROT AN' CHOP 'IM WIF 'IS OWN CHOPPA!

[crazyabe]

PTW

[Nidilap]

GET DAKKA

6

Ya Git da biggest Dakka known the Orc Kind...

Da CROSSBOW

IT DAKKA A WHOLE BOLT INTO A SUKKA

In ya excitement, ya dun pay attention for a sec, and feel a hard clunk on ya 'ead

YA DED

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

4

A Dozen O' so Orc Boyz Cheer atcha

You one of da bigga bossez now!

GET DAKKA

CHOPPA DIS "ORK." WE ORCS!

5

Dis git ya see wif a crossbow gits a good clunk inniz 'ead tanks tha ya.

+1 CROSSBOW

I GO AN' CRUMP DA' ORC IN CHARGE IN FRONT A' ALL 'IS ORCS 'AN' TAKE ALL 'A HIS SHINIES! DEN I'LL BE IN CHARGE, JUST COS' I BEAT 'IM, FAIR 'N SQUARE!

6

Ya March up to tha biggest Orcin da camp and give 'em a Hard thwack at 'is 'ead, mashing it up good.

All da orcs cheer, but a few of da big uns seem a bit tiffed

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

KRUMP DIS GROT AN' CHOP 'IM WIF 'IS OWN CHOPPA!

1

Ya run up at da newer big boss, an' he breaks ya neck like a twig, ya squig!

YA DED

[Xvareon]

Boss Grundy "Ya-know-it" Gruntington
Approaching the decidedly non-Orky camp dead ahead, Grundy raises his choppa.

"Dere's tha 'umie ploice, boys! Let's get ta stompin'! WAAAAAGH!!"

[Teneb]

Invoke da power of Gork 'an Mork (or is it Mork 'an Gork?) by shoutin' WAAAGH! real loud!

[Ardent Debater]

NOW DAT I'M IN CHARGE, I TAKE ALL 'A DA' ORCS DAT'LL COME WIT ME AN' GO LOOT DA NEAREST 'UMIE VILLAGE! I TAKE DA' BIGGEST 'N SHINIEST CHOPPA IN CAMP 'N CUT UP ANY ZOGGIN' GITS WOT GOT A PROBLEM WIT' IT!

[Playergamer]

SMASH SOME 'UMIE 'EADS WITH M' NEW CROSSBOW! FOLLOW GRUNDY!

[ziizo]

Cook food for all the orcs

[Dustan Hache]

Me not orc! Me goblin!
Smash stupid orc callin me orc!

[inaluct]

Bob, The Human Fighter

Scream incoherently and bang my sword against a rock. Quietly check to see if the green paint that I've smeared all over my face and body as a disguise is still covering me.