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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1418060 times)

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17085 on: January 11, 2017, 12:14:46 am »

It's entirely possible that it was meant as a joke, but with Caligulas insanity, it's hard to tell whether he meant it or was just messing around.

Actually, if he was just messing around, he'd probably have removed the horse.
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« Reply #17086 on: January 11, 2017, 12:16:25 am »

I'd say "I hope America bans vaccines"

But given my track record... it would actually happen...
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« Reply #17087 on: January 11, 2017, 12:39:31 am »

Yes Neo. It is for the best safety of everyone that you never have any hopes ever again. :P
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« Reply #17088 on: January 11, 2017, 01:35:52 am »

Yes Neo. It is for the best safety of everyone that you never have any hopes ever again. :P

Its the Americaaaaaan waaaaaay!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17089 on: January 11, 2017, 02:06:11 am »

I'd say "I hope America bans vaccines"

But given my track record... it would actually happen...

try hoping that the last year and a half of Trump's talk was all clever lies, and his cabinet are just there to fill a chair, and that hes really the hyper-competent best president we know he isn't.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17090 on: January 11, 2017, 02:49:09 am »

that hes really the hyper-competent best president we know he isn't.


this is an interesting mental setup - set the bar up so high anything in results will disappoint
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17091 on: January 11, 2017, 03:41:04 am »

If he banned vaccines, I would make full use of my Canadian citizenship and leave. That's not even a question- there's no way in hell that I would live in a country that outright banned vaccines. Especially with how many they forced into me just to immigrate.

I was vaccinated for the chicken pox twice, goddammit. My brother who had the chicken pox was vaccinated for the chicken pox. Hell, I think we were all vaccinated for hep C, even.

Aren't you immune to it for life once you get it though? I did have chickenpox late, like 13 or so, so, it was just an inconvenience for me at that age.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17092 on: January 11, 2017, 03:47:25 am »

Once infected with chickenpox, you retain it for life through reserves that hide in your nerve tissue. Normally, this is no issue, but should you become immunocompromised or sometimes just randomly, the virus will spread back out and infect you again. If you are an adult, this manifests as the much less fun shingles, which is kind of like chickenpox if the itching was constant pain.

Being vaccinated against chickenpox lowers the likelihood of this even if you were infected, and if you caught chickenpox as a child after being vaccinated it obviously didn't take and needs to be done again.

In addition, now that many people are vaccinated against chickenpox we will eventually see many more cases of shingles, as the unvaccinated are more likely to reach adulthood without exposure.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17093 on: January 11, 2017, 05:03:27 am »

So today Trump is to hold a press conference about the accusations of being Russian shill, and allowing the Russians to catch him on camera while being urinated on by prostitutes in the same hotel bed Obama and his wife slept in. Should be interesting.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17094 on: January 11, 2017, 05:14:06 am »

So today Trump is to hold a press conference about the accusations of being Russian shill, and allowing the Russians to catch him on camera while being urinated on by prostitutes in the same hotel bed Obama and his wife slept in. Should be interesting.



internet is in total overdrive over this
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17095 on: January 11, 2017, 05:46:09 am »

I'd say "I hope America bans vaccines"

But given my track record... it would actually happen...

try hoping that the last year and a half of Trump's talk was all clever lies, and his cabinet are just there to fill a chair, and that hes really the hyper-competent best president we know he isn't.

Neoniveck, we're waiting, don't let your pride be the downfall of us all!!!!!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17096 on: January 11, 2017, 06:19:41 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stay classy, 'murica.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17097 on: January 11, 2017, 06:24:43 am »

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Stay classy, 'murica.


well all of that is unconfirmed as of now so I'd be wary of counterclaims this early before things get sourced. still I'm suspicious of the claim that Obama was allowed by secret services to book at an hotel where all rooms where bugged out, with camera nonetheless.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17098 on: January 11, 2017, 06:26:54 am »

President porn is a time honoured tradition.
Whats funny isn't the CIA buying into it or not, though, its that there's actual people out there that actualy believe stuff like this.

Its funny to think about secret service monitoring president sex, though. Imagine how much PSTD the secret service must've got during Bill Clinton's term :U
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17099 on: January 11, 2017, 06:40:51 am »

President porn is a time honoured tradition.
Whats funny isn't the CIA buying into it or not, though, its that there's actual people out there that actualy believe stuff like this.

Its funny to think about secret service monitoring president sex, though. Imagine how much PSTD the secret service must've got during Bill Clinton's term :U

They're all in decigarization therapy
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