You occurred, insulted me profusely, then made a bunch of fallacies. I'm not sure which is worse. But we're moving on, so -
Very well, would you rather we talk through PMs? I'm quite at a loss as to what it is which is I that has occurred and would much appreciate knowing what it is, so that we may avoid hostilities in future. For sure, I thought our conversation was rather light hearted, unless you adhere to the Jedi religion.
I'm at a loss too, so I figure we could just move on. I think I misinterpreted you and then got all defensive.
Oh, come on, this again? I have two explanations that may sway you from your incessant demonization:
- Poe's Law, except for smug liberals.
- Get a sense of humor you British basement-dweller. It wasn't that funny, but... imagine that I had said WAKE UP SHEEPLE, STEEL FUEL CAN'T MELT JET BEAMS instead. You'd know that I was kidding, right? The issue with pretending-to-be-a-smug-liberal-as-seen-by-LW is that a. it's too similar to liberals, it's something that people could actually say seriously and b. he already sees me as a smug liberal. Too close to home basically.
Basically, when in doubt, assume that I'm being tongue-in-cheek. You'll usually be right. ▲√╕
It is a great source of amusement to me that you make such great notions of general offence whilst complaining I don't share your sense of humour, which is to say the least, as flattering as calling someone a British basement-dweller.
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I'll stop the meta-mockery now, I promise, but the "British basement-dweller" was... supposed to be humor of some sort? I'm not actually good at this humor thing, and I should remember that.
What is the joke if not merely mocking someone else
The humor is that I am pretending to be the smug liberal, I guess it's a joke at the smug liberal's expense, but it certainly wasn't at yours.
if so, why are you so wounded when others point out the very obvious - you are unironically portraying the smug liberal.
*ugh* nobody understands my shitty art, I was
ironically portraying the smug liberal. You were accusing me of being smug, which was an ATTACK and got me all defensive.
What is for b. cannot even be said to be true, as I see you as nobody in particular, the only forumite for whom I hold an ascribed personality to is Necro910 who was banned many moons ago for spamming Magma throughout the forums - a very memorable personality.
You saw me as smug. A smug liberal. Didn't you literally
just say this?
General tip for life is that if you wish to unload bants, learn bants first. If you're going to pretend you're the great pretender, don't be so shocked when others draw obvious parallels with Jojo's bizarre adventure.
I like to pretend that I understand humor. Sometimes it isn't even pretend. Sometimes.
Leaders coming from the workers instead of the rich elite who got their degrees by virtue of inheritance? That sounds great, LW. I'm totally agreeing with you. Do you know why? It's because you aren't directing any personal attacks at me, and so I'm able to consider your points instead of getting angry and defensive. I never thought that I would be able to teach a non-troll about Internet etiquette, but here I am, explaining that insulting and attacking people is not a good idea. *sigh* My five-year-old brother could tell you that.
It's honestly disappointing in this day and age that the boundaries of what is trolling has become "stuff I don't like".
Except it hasn't because trolling is intentionally sowing discord, and it really seemed like you were trying to start a flame war.
There is a very simple question to ask here, who is Loud Whispers? Who is Dozebom Lolumzalis? These are not people, these are nobodies. There is simply no personality to attack
...that's why it's so astonishing that you've managed to attack me.
and I've yet even to see where I have attacked you.
By calling me a smug liberal, duh.
I could point to where you have done so me, but even when you're calling me a British basement dweller there is no me there to attack, it is pointless.
Pre-emptive retaliation
No, not really, I felt like you had attacked me so I made a sort-of-humorous jab that wasn't actually humorous and was really just an attack. Yeah.
I find it bemusing that you are incapable of considering my points, getting angry and defensive with yourself
Ahahaha, you find it "bemusing", sounds like a troll to me. You just happen to insult me so that I get angry, then you find the results "bemusing."
- simply put, your conduct fits the definition of troll, mine does not.
I assure you that I don't want a fight, I thought you were fighting, I only shot you because I thought you were trying to punch me.
By your own admission your conduct was a deliberate attempt at being insincere, playing the smug liberal so as to mock your "enemy" - or else you were unironically being the smug liberal caricature. Either way, your advice to develop a sense of humour is much appreciated, if you appreciate it with me :P
It was sincere and mocking humor. Sincere in that I didn't have a SECRET AGENDA, mocking in that all humor is a twisted mockery of reality. It's how comedy works, and it's why we're fighting over a joke - because all humor reveals the twisting of the author's view. DEEEEEEEEEP amiright?
Consider this DL, I got along greatly with mainiac who would say stuff like I should fucking think for once e.t.c., and I much respected mainiac despite our relatively polar opposite mannerisms (and our completely adversarial stance on international fishing rights & maritime claims).
How do you even do that?
We are much more similar, as far as I can tell agree on most all everything, yet something about who I am is a dreadful occurrence to you.
Again, I thought you were attacking me. I guess I'm a bit too neurotic.
Idk what is occurring, and I should stress there has been no sarcasm in all I've written thus far. Except the one thing about Jedi.
Oh... you must admit that you present a kind of... ironic? tone in your long rants...
really we should have more grinches bah humbuggering their own sides for acting quite the bellends (regardless of what their foes are doing!)
That's hardly a blessed vocation, though, you'll find that the most bitter and hateful people will enjoy tearing people apart. What we need is
criticism, useful and constructive criticism, of both sides.
Don't get me wrong doze, the Republican party is not a group of misunderstood saints.
The point is that the Democratic party is likewise, not a group of misunderstood saints.
Pointing either out and showing how they are lacking does not exonerate the other's faults.
The hell? I'm a far leftist, I should know this already! It's like I have a little liberal toeing the party line in my mind, sitting in the box labeled "compromise".
Additionally, when both parties actively block legislation penned by the other group, on grounds it was penned by the other group (and not due to specific deficiencies in the legislation), then dogmatism is reigning supreme.
Well sure the conservatives are dogmatic but the liberals can do nothing wrong.
/snarc
If there are specific deficiencies cited, then going "disagree therefore wrong!" Is again, dogmatism reigning supreme.
Would this be the fallacy fallacy? You made an error therefore your point is invalid and nothing you say matters...