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[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Yeah, an actual violent revolution would be not good. And that's pretty much the only way of uprooting the corruption effectively and quickly. You can still dream, though.

Eh, given the horrific results no matter what the outcome would be... nah, I mean, the police and military probably won't stand around picking their noses when people start marching on the capital, most likely they wouldn't even be consistent in which way they went, and you wanna know what would be worse than a bunch of civilians trying to take on the US military?

The US military taking on the US military.

Nah, that falls in nightmare territory, and I'm an out-there socialist anarchist. You don't derail something with as much inertia as the US government without it grinding up a huge number of lives in the process for no real gain. At most you try to climb on top and steer it where you'd like it to go.

I am a master of understatement. (Irony intended.)

[mainiac]

Formal confirmation that women do not like Grab-Her-By-The-Gate.

But more importantly, a dark bargain has been struck. 2016 es morte.

That article is about Trumps poor standing with women in general, not just after the tape.

[RedKing]

Yeah, I keep seeing a surprising number of female Trump supporters quoted in articles about voters who are sticking with Trump.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The polls listed are for October, what is the only thing that has really happened in October?

But you're ignoring the really important thing here, which is that the Chicago Cubs have attained the power of the Devil.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Lots of things have happened. Correlation =/= causation.

[mainiac]

If McMuffin wins Utah, it's basically impossible for Trump to win even if he sweeps every single swing state: http://www.270towin.com/maps/pyvxL

what is the only thing that has really happened in October?

His taxes were leaked, we learned that he attempted bribery of a public official using funds that he was illegally controlling and he lost the first debate in the worst performance in debate history in October as well.

It's been a busy month.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Holy shit, forget about Grabassgatereturns, that is not the news item of the day! Does nobody care that the Cubs are using meme magic to break the curse?

[RedKing]

Look, we already know that the Mayans were off by four years, and that when the Cubs win with a grand-slam in the 9th inning of Game 7, it will summon Cizin, the Mayan god of destruction, heralding the end of the Fifth Sun.

he was a god of death who lived in Xibalba (Metnal to the Quiche Maya) and is often pictured as a dancing human skeleton smoking a cigarette. He is further identified by his `death collar' of human eyes dangling from nerve endings.

I, for one, welcome our spoopy destroyer. Anything to cut this election season short.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

...That is the most metal fucking deity I've ever heard of. God, the Mayans really just hit it out of the park with their mythology. Why are all the bands using Norse imagery, again?

[Max™]

...people watch baseball?

Baseball is in season or whatever the hell they call it?

I mean, as a Texan you gotta care about football, and I was amused to learn that Louisville is huge on college basketball, but by Armok baseball was boring to play let alone watch others do it.

I mean, the only fun thing that has ever happened in baseball wasn't even actually the game, it was that bit about Shane Victorino getting pegged point blank.

[mainiac]

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/786225611291275265

[Tawa]

[Cizin] was a god of death who lived in Xibalba (Metnal to the Quiche Maya) and is often pictured as a dancing human skeleton smoking a cigarette. He is further identified by his `death collar' of human eyes dangling from nerve endings.

I used to be an agnostic

Not anymore

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

No! Cthulhu forever!

[RedKing]

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/786225611291275265

Looks like Eric Trump knows something the lamestream media doesn't -- no women are going to be voting on Nov. 8, because they're all going to be too busy getting their pussies grabbed.

[mainiac]

But wont men be busy grabbing pussies?  I thought Trump was "for traditional marriage"?