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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1389788 times)

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« Reply #3540 on: August 31, 2016, 09:46:04 am »
Quote from: mainiac on August 31, 2016, 09:42:48 am
Donald Trump is going to negotiate with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto.  Soon Donald Trump announces his new deal: "Mexico will build the Wall and America will pay for it!"

I am surprised Trump can even step foot on Mexican soil without suffering from anaphylactic shock.
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« Reply #3541 on: August 31, 2016, 10:13:34 am »
His antipathy for the mexicans was always just a public persona, like his name and his pretending to be a billionaire*.

*well maybe, he's probably a real billionaire.  But maybe?
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« Reply #3542 on: August 31, 2016, 10:22:03 am »
Quote from: mainiac on August 31, 2016, 10:13:34 am
His antipathy for the mexicans was always just a public persona, like his name and his pretending to be a billionaire*.

*well maybe, he's probably a real billionaire.  But maybe?

It is hard to explain what kind of billionaire he is... because he technically doesn't have any money himself... But can use unlimited amounts of money due to his incredible speculative wealth.
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« Reply #3543 on: August 31, 2016, 10:48:18 am »
In the land of Pretend Money the pantsless man is emperor.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #3544 on: August 31, 2016, 10:50:20 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on August 31, 2016, 10:22:03 am
It is hard to explain what kind of billionaire he is... because he technically doesn't have any money himself... But can use unlimited amounts of money due to his incredible speculative wealth.

Every person has a lot less money than they don't have. The secret to riches is convincing people to let you buy things with the latter.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #3545 on: August 31, 2016, 10:51:15 am »
There is no wealth, only other's perception of wealth.
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« Reply #3546 on: August 31, 2016, 11:14:05 am »
This is one of the reasons the Tax Returns would be interesting. You know, Donald Trump once said he could get away with shooting someone on Fifth Avenue and he'd still have supporters. Makes you wonder what's in there that's worse than shooting someone on the Fifth avenue. I mean, it's probably "I'm not as rich as I say I am, and my ego cannot allow this to be known", but without actually being able to see, who knows...

Quote from: mainiac on August 31, 2016, 09:42:48 am
Donald Trump is going to negotiate with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto.  Soon Donald Trump announces his new deal: "Mexico will build the Wall and America will pay for it!"
I bet if we offered to build a wall around Trump, Mexico really would pay for it!
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« Reply #3547 on: August 31, 2016, 11:18:47 am »
People forget that Trump isn't actually stupid; he's just an opportunist who refuses or is unable to admit when he's failed.

Just like Clinton isn't actually dishonest precisely, she's just a lawyer, and acts like one, and there's a reason the profession is mocked so much; legal technicalities don't feel like actual honesty. They feel like the letter of the law, rather than the spirit of it.
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« Reply #3548 on: August 31, 2016, 11:56:35 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on August 31, 2016, 09:46:04 am
Quote from: mainiac on August 31, 2016, 09:42:48 am
Donald Trump is going to negotiate with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto.  Soon Donald Trump announces his new deal: "Mexico will build the Wall and America will pay for it!"

I am surprised Trump can even step foot on Mexican soil without suffering from anaphylactic shock.

He ate a lot of taco bell to prepare for this. It's a risk to his health and life, but a risk he must take. We can only hope the homepathic effects of doritos locos tacos and baja blast mountain dew will protect him. Next stop, an esports tournament.
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« Reply #3549 on: August 31, 2016, 12:30:06 pm »
Wait, there's a taco bell thing called "baja blast"? "Baja" is basically Swedish child language for shitting.
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« Reply #3550 on: August 31, 2016, 12:35:16 pm »
Actually, the Baja Blast thing is Mountain Dew. Although it was created specifically for Taco Bell (since PepsiCo owns both). I have yet to try it, because no soft drink should be teal.
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« Reply #3551 on: August 31, 2016, 12:55:35 pm »
Quote from: scriver on August 31, 2016, 12:30:06 pm
Wait, there's a taco bell thing called "baja blast"? "Baja" is basically Swedish child language for shitting.
Look up Baja California.

It's a region.
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« Reply #3552 on: August 31, 2016, 12:59:13 pm »
Named after baja california, presumably. Home of tijuana, among other things. Not entirely sure I want to drink something from taco bell named after the place people come back from pregnant/with kids without remembering who the parent is. Maybe the other parent, maybe both, it's probably best to just not ask. Either way the marriage of taco bell and incidental impregnation is something you file alongside facehuggers and run screaming from calmly avoid.

Ninja'd somewhat, but eh.
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« Reply #3553 on: August 31, 2016, 12:59:57 pm »
Baja means below.
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« Reply #3554 on: August 31, 2016, 01:07:32 pm »
Quote from: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on August 31, 2016, 12:59:57 pm
Baja means below.
So the two etymologies concur -- it leads to a blast below.
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