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[misko27]

I know Trump claiming his earlier positions are sarcasm is nothing new, but this is on a new level.

Just to be clear, for days Trump straight-up argued that Obama and Clinton founded ISIS, that Barack Hussein Obama was "honored" by them, and that they competed for the position of MVP. Surely he meant "created the conditions for ISIS", which is a legimate argument to have? No. And, when Hugh Huwett, a conservative talk show host, in a fit of reason tried to give Trump the chance to back off, Trump doubled down.

Spoiler: full context of Trump's Hewitt remarks (click to show/hide)

HH: I’ve got two more questions. Last night, you said the President was the founder of ISIS. I know what you meant. You meant that he created the vacuum, he lost the peace.

DT: No, I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton.

HH: But he’s not sympathetic to them. He hates them. He’s trying to kill them.

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

HH: Well, that, you know, I have a saying, Donald Trump, the mnemonic device I use is Every Liberal Really Seems So, So Sad. E is for Egypt, L is for Libya, S is for Syria, R is for Russia reset. They screwed everything up. You don’t get any argument from me. But by using the term founder, they’re hitting with you on this again. Mistake?

DT: No, it’s no mistake. Everyone’s liking it. I think they’re liking it. I give him the most valuable player award. And I give it to him, and I give it to, I gave the co-founder to Hillary. I don’t know if you heard that.

HH: I did. I did. I played it.

DT: I gave her the co-founder.

HH: I know what you’re arguing…

DT: You’re not, and let me ask you, do you not like that?

HH: I don’t. I think I would say they created, they lost the peace. They created the Libyan vacuum, they created the vacuum into which ISIS came, but they didn’t create ISIS. That’s what I would say.

DT: Well, I disagree.

Now he claims sarcasm.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

Eeeehhh... I've seen those same folks be all that and then perfectly willing to go beat the shit out of a gay dude if they think they can get away with it.

Thank God they're not in the majority

It's a shame mobs aren't democratic. After all, it only takes two to beat up or even kill a gay dude.

[mainiac]

After all, it only takes two to beat up or even kill a gay dude.

Yeah but if you get 300 gay dudes they achieve critical mass and are nearly unstoppable.

[smjjames]

After all, it only takes two to beat up or even kill a gay dude.

Yeah but if you get 300 gay dudes they achieve critical mass and are nearly unstoppable.

Nice Sparta reference there.

[mainiac]

Filthy spartan go home.  Thebes best homosexual.  July 6th gayest day ever.

[Rolan7]

Sorry, but best homosexuals is the Stepsons.
Spartans are p good but these guys go farther.  Enemies get DP'd in the most unsexy of ways.

[Egan_BW]

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

This sounds like he's adorably stammering.

[redwallzyl]

Filthy spartan go home.  Thebes best homosexual.  July 6th gayest day ever.

They get a snazzy lion over their graves and everything!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Note: lion not original. some asshole broke the original one.

[Frumple]

That lion looks hella' smug. I can dig it.

[Orange Wizard]

It's a shame mobs aren't democratic.

u wot m8? There's nothing more democratic than a good bit of mob violence.

[Rolan7]

Nah mobs are committees minus the votes.  "Let's fuk shit up!"  "I second the motion"  "Motion carries"

[misko27]

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

This sounds like he's adorably stammering.

That's, actually an interesting observation.

It doesn't matter now though. Apparently his sarcasm was sarcasm.

[Elephant Parade]

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

This sounds like he's adorably stammering.

That's, actually an interesting observation.

It doesn't matter now though. Apparently his sarcasm was sarcasm.

it just keeps getting better

edit: Do you think he'll flip-flop again tomorrow? That would be pretty great.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

In my quest to ruin every pair of pants maniac owns, here's Nate Electrum's analysis on what it'll look like if Rod Ham gets the mind-control ray working before the election.

[smjjames]

Trump says Clinton will only win Pennsylvania if she cheats *rolls eyes* I wouldn't be surprised if he decides to challenge the result of everywhere he loses, which will make Florida 2000 look like a tiny little thing.

TBH, I'm a bit concerned how his followers might react if he loses. I shouldn't be too worried, but from the way he seems to antagonize things, I dunno.