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[Sergarr]

edit: Edward Snowden criticizes DNC leak for revealing sensitive personal information. Wikileaks response was to accuse Snowden of shilling to get a pardon from Clinton. Surprisingly vitriolic response honestly from wikileaks there.

Not that surprising, considering that Wikileaks has been a front for Russian intelligence agencies for a long time now. Russian government has no sense of politeness. I still remember when somebody asked them on a press conference during the beginning of Crimea event whenever the "green men" were Russian army, and the response was "no they aren't, only a degenerate lunatic could think so". And then just a month later, they say that "well it's pointless to deny it any longer, it was us". They could've just said "no comment", but noooo, they had to insult the people who asked it.

In case if you couldn't tell, I'm still salty about that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We can't trust that, knowing that Sergaar has been a front for Russian intelligence agencies for a long time now. It's just like them to have their agents pretend to hate Russia.

[mainiac]

[Frumple]

We can't trust that, knowing that Sergaar has been a front for Russian intelligence agencies for a long time now. It's just like them to have their agents pretend to hate Russia.

Maybe, but we all know Sergarr is the good twin.

[Max™]

Though I do worry that we're acting too slow on climate change and renewable energy, but nobody cared about that in the debates.  I might be irrationally fatalistic about the issue now.

The democrats seem to have concluded that it's best just not to talk about that stuff and try to do it via regulatory fiat later.  For example the EPA powerplant rules.

Which is, to me if no one else, at least as frightening as climate change.

Which is weird because even the most outlandish projections don't change very much before the century is up, it's kinda like being afraid of an asteroid projected to impact with the equivalent of 75 Gigatons of TNT!!! though calculating orbital mechanics is a lot easier than doing 3D Navier-Stokes equations on a rotating sphere with thermodynamic exchanges taken into account, but I digress.

sensitive information

classified information

Indeed, classified means at some point it has been placed under a certain category and has not or will not be taken out of it, sensitive often implies classified, but means something important could be or can be or will be harmed or hindered or stopped or whatnot if it is released/gets into the wrong hands. For all that it matters, Hillary's bra size might be classified, but it would never fall under the heading of sensitive information, well, unless it was part of the password for her email account used to share important messages about how to start a war with Russia?

[mainiac]

We can't trust that, knowing that Sergaar has been a front for Russian intelligence agencies for a long time now. It's just like them to have their agents pretend to hate Russia.

Maybe, but we all know Sergarr is the good twin.

There's only one way to find out.

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.

5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

[Max™]

Maybe, but we all know Sergarr is the good twin.

There's only one way to find out.

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
I'm annoyed, I don't carry a wallet, unless it has cash or drugs inside, then it's less annoying.
2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Wonder where I got this little boy from, for one thing...
3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
What kind of wasp?
4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.
Well that's just improbable, maybe if it was Burt Reynolds on a bearskin rug.
5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
That tortoise killed the good twin, obviously.
6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
Lifegiver, teacher, hilarious.
7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
Setting aside the biological difficulties here, that's a waste of a delicious baby.
8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
Oysters are disgusting, boiled dog is less disgusting, also see answer #7.

Aw crap, am I the evil twin?

[mainiac]

According to my analysis you are a middle aged Russian woman.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

It's bittersweet, as I finally have cause to replace my massively outdated wallet with a chain on it, but it's become such an icon of what a shitlord I am that I sort of want to keep it.

2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Explain to the little boy that his actions are proof of the inherent superiority of the human race over other forms of life, and how we shall claim the stars in fire and blood.

3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.

GUAH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI have a wife? Who are you? What are you doing in my house? Go away. No you can't stay here. Well, maybe. Wow, ok, you're kind of a freak lady, this poster was just the tip of the iceberg. Heh, tip. No, I can't write that on the forum. Personal space, please. I...I mean....fine, you can stay. What was your name again?

5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

You idiot. In this world, it's kill or be killed. Who would pass up an opportunity like this?

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Passionate, dedicated, introverted, chitinous, loyal.

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

Finally, the world will find out whether or not abortions are treated as valid blood sacrifice. The cause of science is greater than that FUCKING TRAITOR PIG BASTARD.

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

That's not a question, see me after class. p.s. bring the oysters

p.p.s. ;)

[mainiac]

MetalSlimeHunt, according to my analysis, you are a white middle aged forensic scientist in Florida.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My god, it's uncanny.

[nenjin]

I would have said Replicant myself. I guess that's why maniac makes the big bucks.

[mainiac]

Administering these tests and retiring the defectives is just a hobby.

In real world news, Gary Johnson has a list of leakers that he wants to pardon but Assange isn't on it: http://www.vocativ.com/345479/gary-johnson-pardon-computer-crime/

The list includes Ross Ulbricht, who incompetently tried to get 6 people murdered to protect his efforts to sell drugs through the mail.

[Sergarr]

Clinton's speech and the prelude to it are going significantly better than I expected.

[Wolfhunter107]

Clinton's speech and the prelude to it are going significantly better than I expected.

Yeah. It sounded a little stilted in places, but she seems to have hit her stride now.