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[MrRoboto75]

Probably be in court as much as Bill Cosby

[smjjames]

There's a lot of different conspiracy people

No, no, no. There are no conspiracy people at all. They're all actors, hired to spread conspiracy theories by the powers that be.

EDIT:
The Email thing gets a new life

The family of two of the deceased Americans at the attack on the US consulate in Benghazi are personally charging Hillary Clinton with being responisble for the death of their sons, and for slander.
They pressed charges with the Federal Court yesterday.

They blame Clinton for being directly responsible for the terrorist attack, because she used private servers to communicate confidential mail.

That's a hell of a stretch to blame her for directly causing the terrorist attack. It's in the same vein as blaming George W. Bush for directly causing 9/11.

There is a point where reasonable objection becomes unreasonable... And I think that line has just been crossed now.

This is now beyond stupid.

The whole Benghazi stuff? It became political the minute they decided to keep going after her on it.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

There's a lot of different conspiracy people

No, no, no. There are no conspiracy people at all. They're all actors, hired to spread conspiracy theories by the powers that be.

EDIT:
The Email thing gets a new life

The family of two of the deceased Americans at the attack on the US consulate in Benghazi are personally charging Hillary Clinton with being responisble for the death of their sons, and for slander.
They pressed charges with the Federal Court yesterday.

They blame Clinton for being directly responsible for the terrorist attack, because she used private servers to communicate confidential mail.

That's a hell of a stretch to blame her for directly causing the terrorist attack. It's in the same vein as blaming George W. Bush for directly causing 9/11.

BUT OF COURSE HE DID IT

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

JUST TO GET US AT WAR WITH EASTASIA

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Ever notice how similar corrupt communism and Amurrican capitalism are?

In corrupt communism, the corrupt government controls the "corporations" (i.e., does what corporations would do, has all the power they would). The people don't get a say.

In Amurrican capitalism, the corporations control the government. The people don't get a say.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE - THE COLD WAR WAS JUST A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO BADDIES - "IDEOLOGICAL" MY FOOT - THE HORSESHOE HATH COME FULL CIRCLE

[PTTG??]

I think Trump intends to cause a civil war. When he loses, or even if he wins.

[misko27]

I edited my prediction. I can still do that today right?

[martinuzz]

I think Trump intends to cause a civil war. When he loses, or even if he wins.

Solving unemployment, Trump style. 450000 Republicans will be recruited to fight 450000 Democrats. The remaining 100000 can find a job in the weapons industry. 1 million jobs created, as promised.

[Sergarr]

I think Trump intends to cause a civil war. When he loses, or even if he wins.

Well, I did had a off-the-wall-crazy prediction waaaay back, before Trump has won the primary, that the Trump's plan to win was to recruit his most loyal and most well-armed supporters into some sort of "weapon master" militia, which would then ensure that only the "right" people would be able to get into voting booths by shooting everyone "left" nearby the voting stations with their guns.

I thought that because it was so crazy, it wouldn't happen in reality, so I didn't actually write about it anywhere, but the way Trump seems to be going, this kind of action no longer seems completely impossible.

[smjjames]

It's the Wisconsion (and several other states) House and Senate primary today. Wonder if Paul Ryan will be able to hold onto his seat or end up booted. Could still lose the general though.

[SirQuiamus]

I think Trump intends to cause a civil war. When he loses, or even if he wins.

Well, I did had a off-the-wall-crazy prediction waaaay back, before Trump has won the primary, that the Trump's plan to win was to recruit his most loyal and most well-armed supporters into some sort of "weapon master" militia, which would then ensure that only the "right" people would be able to get into voting booths by shooting everyone "left" nearby the voting stations with their guns.

I thought that because it was so crazy, it wouldn't happen in reality, so I didn't actually write about it anywhere, but the way Trump seems to be going, this kind of action no longer seems completely impossible.

Welcome to the Onionverse: Trump Edition^TM

[SirQuiamus]

Ever notice how similar corrupt communism and Amurrican capitalism are?

Yes, I've noticed that.

US of A has a better record on civil rights, and the market-oriented economy is much more efficient, to be sure. But apart from that, I can't see any difference.

[hops]

Okay but dumbasses in toupees aside does anyone know how fucked Chelsea Manning is, exactly?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

In the sense of getting set free? No chance whatsoever.

[smjjames]

Is it too late to join into the game?

Battleground: Arizona
Trumped!: Wyoming
Record Corrected: Florida
Feel the Johnson: Utah
Dilute the vote: Colorado

Okay but dumbasses in toupees aside does anyone know how fucked Chelsea Manning is, exactly?

You mean the trial? They're already considering having Trump as a witness due to him contaminating things by calling her a traitor, or maybe it was the other person.

edit: Trump is a bleeping pile of lel

[TempAcc]

Not quite ameripol, but: Irrelevant old man is against BR's impeachment

Uhuh

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Wolfhunter107]

Ever notice how similar corrupt communism and Amurrican capitalism are?

Yes, I've noticed that.

US of A has a better record on civil rights, and the market-oriented economy is much more efficient, to be sure. But apart from that, I can't see any difference.

If you seriously can't tell any difference, than you aren't looking very hard.