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Author Topic: Powered by Mayhem (MV: 9)  (Read 4717 times)

LordBrassroast

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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2016, 01:26:00 pm »

Leave the area before the cops show up. Obtain a kilt and a claymore (the sword).

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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2016, 01:29:32 pm »

If the police arrive, explain to them about my symphony.

Meanwhile, improvise a brief cadenza on the themes of madness, mass hysteria, and rioting, then perform it to the crowd. On the Kazoo.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2016, 01:30:33 pm »

Then just my brute strength to kill people by clubbing them to death with the chainsaw.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2016, 01:30:45 pm »

roundhouse kick the guy that tripped me, and then put him in cuffs before I continue on looking for gas.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2016, 01:31:21 pm »

Good that I have plan B. Use my fingers to gouge out the eyes of nearby people.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2016, 01:47:23 pm »

Put out of misery the injured, and keep spreading the Self-Termination.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2016, 01:48:22 pm »

Begin snapping  necks!
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2016, 02:06:36 pm »

Rip his face to shreds with my elbow. In other words, Give him the people's elbow to the face.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2016, 02:07:49 pm »

While the light is red, run across the street Roundhouse kick an infant, then steal it's candy.
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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2016, 04:19:43 pm »

KEEP THRASHING.  THRASH TO KILL.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Powered by Mayhem
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2016, 08:45:32 pm »

Generic City's Generic Mall

3 Turns until the Police Arrive at this location

Then just my brute strength to kill people by clubbing them to death with the chainsaw.

(4) You slam a guy with the chainsaw and wind up having them careen over the edge of the balcony to the lower level.  (1 MV Added)

roundhouse kick the guy that tripped me, and then put him in cuffs before I continue on looking for gas.

(3) You try to roundhouse kick the guy who tripped you, but they are in the distinct status of being dead.  You hadn't tripped on the guy you had pinned, but one of the corpses around him.  As the one who tripped you is on the ground, you miss.

Good that I have plan B. Use my fingers to gouge out the eyes of nearby people.

(6) You gouge the eyes out of the first guy you come across so hard their skull explodes and kills some random people nearby.  (1 MV Added)

Put out of misery the injured, and keep spreading the Self-Termination.

(1) You slip on a pool of blood when you try to stand up and are back in your prior position.

KEEP THRASHING.  THRASH TO KILL.

(6) You cause all the dead bodies and the bodies of the near dead around you to disintegrate because of your thrashing, with exception for one guy who survived jumping off the upper balcony.  Blood is everywhere.  (1 MV Added)



Generic City's North Ireland Station

4 Turns until the Police Arrive at this location

Leave the area before the cops show up. Obtain a kilt and a claymore (the sword).

(3) You begin to leave the station when you realize you have no idea where to get a kilt and a claymore.  Then you see a cosplayer running deeper into the station who has a full scottish getup.

If the police arrive, explain to them about my symphony.

Meanwhile, improvise a brief cadenza on the themes of madness, mass hysteria, and rioting, then perform it to the crowd. On the Kazoo.


(2) People rudely don't pay attention to your kazoo playing because they are running from someone who had ripped a guy's face off.

Begin snapping  necks!

(5) You snap a guy's neck who had called the police and a couple bystanders for good measure.  That'll learn 'em.  Oh, and some person winds up stumbling into the train. (1 MV Added)

Rip his face to shreds with my elbow. In other words, Give him the people's elbow to the face.

(2) You attempt to slam your elbow into the face of the person who called the police, but someone takes the guy you were aiming at.  You miss and stumble onto the train.

While the light is red, run across the street Roundhouse kick an infant, then steal it's candy.

(1) You slip on your rear when you try to roundhouse kick.



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Mayhem Level:
IIIIIIIII (Can Affect Crowds)
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Sosoku234

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Re: Powered by Mayhem (MV: 9)
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2016, 08:53:22 pm »

Stay on the train. When it stops, murder the conductor and jam the throttle forward. Promptly jump off.
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MidnightJaguar

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Re: Powered by Mayhem (MV: 9)
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2016, 08:53:55 pm »

Okay enough kidding around find some gas for my chainsaw and begin the massacre proper like.
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LordBrassroast

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Re: Powered by Mayhem (MV: 9)
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2016, 09:09:15 pm »

Pursue the fleeing Scot and take all his stuff. If he will not stand and fight in the Highland Way, he does not deserve them.

Nakéen

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Re: Powered by Mayhem (MV: 9)
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2016, 09:11:12 pm »

Turn all (normal) people around me into murderous cultists.
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