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Author Topic: The reason why Goblins are so muderous  (Read 1391 times)

Orbotosh

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The reason why Goblins are so muderous
« on: May 27, 2016, 04:08:46 pm »

Goblins have hypothetically infinite lifespan and don't need to eat. Because of this, their population is constantly growing. Despite their lack of needs, they're not immune to disease. So in order to prevent constant pandemics they each others individual lives as cheap things to throw away when they feel like it.
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Re: The reason why Goblins are so muderous
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2016, 04:33:46 pm »

I personally think its because armok in his great wisdom made them murderous bastards who really dont care about crimes at all. Some prophets say that their ethics is written down somewhere for all gods to see, clearly stating how choatically stupid evil they are.
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Re: The reason why Goblins are so muderous
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2016, 04:30:01 pm »

They can't be more evil than adventurers. Begone fear!
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Re: The reason why Goblins are so muderous
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2016, 09:28:14 am »

They can't be more evil than adventurers. Begone fear!
Our time in the Bay of Twelve is fleeting ... This does not scare me.

I must withdraw!  :'(
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Re: The reason why Goblins are so muderous
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2016, 11:19:14 pm »

It is terrifying. It is sad but not unexpected.
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